Bijoux
@halloweenrose.bsky.social
Creative type, enjoy books, video games, movies, and learning new recipes, into mysterious stuff, environmentalism, and family. Buy my things. They're shiny!✨️
Okay Phyre, I need you to go here and take out these anarchs. Done? Talk to Lou. She wants you to go kill some anarchs. Hey Phyre, thank god you're here. I need you so bad. Come close. I'm desperate. Take those slender hands of yours and shove them deep... into some anarch chests for me okay? #vtmb2
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Okay Phyre, I need you to go here and take out these anarchs. Done? Talk to Lou. She wants you to go kill some anarchs. Hey Phyre, thank god you're here. I need you so bad. Come close. I'm desperate. Take those slender hands of yours and shove them deep... into some anarch chests for me okay? #vtmb2
I miss goofy personality quizzes and good pizza and that thing where you wear cool boots with cute socks sticking out the top with a mid length swishy dress. Good times.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I miss goofy personality quizzes and good pizza and that thing where you wear cool boots with cute socks sticking out the top with a mid length swishy dress. Good times.
I only just found out the Britney Spears song Womanizer has the same trochaic octameter as the Poe poem The Raven. The titular womanizer is just as ghastly, grim, and ancient as the raven. He just sits atop different busts.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I only just found out the Britney Spears song Womanizer has the same trochaic octameter as the Poe poem The Raven. The titular womanizer is just as ghastly, grim, and ancient as the raven. He just sits atop different busts.
Not saying syphilis every time I mean to say Sisyphus is a real syphilitic feat.
October 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Not saying syphilis every time I mean to say Sisyphus is a real syphilitic feat.
Having just finished Cronos, Silent Hill f shouldn't be spanking me this way. I'm not over here crushing candy, big gamer or no. My trick for tough bosses in Cronos was popping on some music, letting the rhythm take over, but somehow I feel like that won't work here. 🤔 Rhythm or story? #silenthillf
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Having just finished Cronos, Silent Hill f shouldn't be spanking me this way. I'm not over here crushing candy, big gamer or no. My trick for tough bosses in Cronos was popping on some music, letting the rhythm take over, but somehow I feel like that won't work here. 🤔 Rhythm or story? #silenthillf
Most comments I make to people's posts: well thought out, fact checked, proofread.
Then, right before I hit post... mmmmyeah, gonna go ahead and discard. Let's not go started exchanges with people. Might lead to...
Emotions.
#anxiety
Then, right before I hit post... mmmmyeah, gonna go ahead and discard. Let's not go started exchanges with people. Might lead to...
Emotions.
#anxiety
August 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Most comments I make to people's posts: well thought out, fact checked, proofread.
Then, right before I hit post... mmmmyeah, gonna go ahead and discard. Let's not go started exchanges with people. Might lead to...
Emotions.
#anxiety
Then, right before I hit post... mmmmyeah, gonna go ahead and discard. Let's not go started exchanges with people. Might lead to...
Emotions.
#anxiety
Hey Vampire the Masquerade 2 finally got a release date and it's only $60. Oh... oh you have to buy the $90 if you want to unlock the full game. 😒 I hate it here.
August 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey Vampire the Masquerade 2 finally got a release date and it's only $60. Oh... oh you have to buy the $90 if you want to unlock the full game. 😒 I hate it here.
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wouldn't it be the quirkiest thing if I just sewed your pajamas to your sheets while you slept?! And then your curtains to your mattress! And then your couch to your carpet! Uh oh! You're out of thread!!!!
a cartoon character is standing in front of a nickelodeon news station
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a nickelodeon news station
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July 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wouldn't it be the quirkiest thing if I just sewed your pajamas to your sheets while you slept?! And then your curtains to your mattress! And then your couch to your carpet! Uh oh! You're out of thread!!!!
Remembering a plot line of Days of Our Lives where Billie slept with a 15 year old while she was drunk and Bo convinced her it was no biggie and the kid was probably thrilled about it. #agedlikemilk
July 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Remembering a plot line of Days of Our Lives where Billie slept with a 15 year old while she was drunk and Bo convinced her it was no biggie and the kid was probably thrilled about it. #agedlikemilk
Edgy guy in the room: I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!
Me, from the back of the room: Two things can be true at the same time!
Edgy guy: Oh... *sits down*
Me, from the back of the room: Two things can be true at the same time!
Edgy guy: Oh... *sits down*
July 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Edgy guy in the room: I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!
Me, from the back of the room: Two things can be true at the same time!
Edgy guy: Oh... *sits down*
Me, from the back of the room: Two things can be true at the same time!
Edgy guy: Oh... *sits down*
Feel like there's a section we don't get of Beauty & the Beast where Belle dances all happy around the books, next scene is her on the can with the one she selected. Tbh, if you own a massive library and there isn't a little bathroom tucked away in the corner, how are you even reading those books?
July 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Feel like there's a section we don't get of Beauty & the Beast where Belle dances all happy around the books, next scene is her on the can with the one she selected. Tbh, if you own a massive library and there isn't a little bathroom tucked away in the corner, how are you even reading those books?
Not many people have my name anymore, and I get it. It just keeps hitting you with A's when you think you're done. A good. M-A, again? N, phew, D, thank god, A, oh wtf?!
July 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not many people have my name anymore, and I get it. It just keeps hitting you with A's when you think you're done. A good. M-A, again? N, phew, D, thank god, A, oh wtf?!
"Remember, you're naming people, not pets." Yeah, idk, maybe don't name your cat Feighbyrglahs Ein'slyshun, either. They deserve a little fuckin dignity, idc how many midnight hairballs you have to clean up. (Midnight Hairballs, killer punk band, btw) #tragedeigh
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Remember, you're naming people, not pets." Yeah, idk, maybe don't name your cat Feighbyrglahs Ein'slyshun, either. They deserve a little fuckin dignity, idc how many midnight hairballs you have to clean up. (Midnight Hairballs, killer punk band, btw) #tragedeigh
Thinking about how people tell you to wash your fruit, but I've never seen anyone wash a banana.
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thinking about how people tell you to wash your fruit, but I've never seen anyone wash a banana.
Wimpy from Popeye saying I would gladly slay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.... is that anything? I dunno it could be slay as in 🔪 or 💅
June 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wimpy from Popeye saying I would gladly slay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.... is that anything? I dunno it could be slay as in 🔪 or 💅
Is Aldi's the Unsinkable Molly Brown in grocery store form? It used to be full of broke ass stuff just sat in boxes on the floor, but now there are fancy things. Exotic foreign chocolates, unique cheeses, charcuterie items. It's very new money in there but it's brassy and loud and I fuckin love it.
June 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is Aldi's the Unsinkable Molly Brown in grocery store form? It used to be full of broke ass stuff just sat in boxes on the floor, but now there are fancy things. Exotic foreign chocolates, unique cheeses, charcuterie items. It's very new money in there but it's brassy and loud and I fuckin love it.
If a guy tells you he's an alpha male, tell him you're a thanatos queen.
June 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If a guy tells you he's an alpha male, tell him you're a thanatos queen.
Feeling mischievous. Might sneak into people's houses and hard boil all their eggs.
June 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Feeling mischievous. Might sneak into people's houses and hard boil all their eggs.
I stumbled on a great name for a My Chemical Romance album while bitching about AI. Hope everyone can buy a ticket for the A Thousand Amens for Lobster Jesus tour.
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I stumbled on a great name for a My Chemical Romance album while bitching about AI. Hope everyone can buy a ticket for the A Thousand Amens for Lobster Jesus tour.
So like... how come when 2016 happens again in 2025, people are like yo, you think a buncha dudes could fight a gorilla? What was it about 2016 that makes you think DESTROYING A GORILLA is the move for 2016.2?
May 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So like... how come when 2016 happens again in 2025, people are like yo, you think a buncha dudes could fight a gorilla? What was it about 2016 that makes you think DESTROYING A GORILLA is the move for 2016.2?
Guys in charge: There are enough materials to make the medication for ADD/ADHD. We don't see the shortage as an emergency.
Me: *up at 2am making potato salad* Yeah, it's probably fine.
Me: *up at 2am making potato salad* Yeah, it's probably fine.
May 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Guys in charge: There are enough materials to make the medication for ADD/ADHD. We don't see the shortage as an emergency.
Me: *up at 2am making potato salad* Yeah, it's probably fine.
Me: *up at 2am making potato salad* Yeah, it's probably fine.
I can't recall seeing trucknuts in winter. Does this suggest some kind of correct anatomy?
May 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I can't recall seeing trucknuts in winter. Does this suggest some kind of correct anatomy?
Good news! The job where I had to have a medical professional tell higher ups they couldn't work me 80hrs/week, 7 days/week where I had to take a little time each day to lie down in the bathroom and cry, just sent out an email that May is mental health awareness month. They really DO care guys!! 😍🤩🥰
May 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good news! The job where I had to have a medical professional tell higher ups they couldn't work me 80hrs/week, 7 days/week where I had to take a little time each day to lie down in the bathroom and cry, just sent out an email that May is mental health awareness month. They really DO care guys!! 😍🤩🥰
The scenery in Oblivion Remastered really is something. (Screenshot slightly edited to present it as it appeared from the monitor instead of the image you get from saving it to PSN and then phone gallery). Ivy is a Breton Battlemage born under the Lover. Don't kill her horse. RIP Wolfbane. 🐴
April 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The scenery in Oblivion Remastered really is something. (Screenshot slightly edited to present it as it appeared from the monitor instead of the image you get from saving it to PSN and then phone gallery). Ivy is a Breton Battlemage born under the Lover. Don't kill her horse. RIP Wolfbane. 🐴