hallmarkmedialulz.bsky.social
@hallmarkmedialulz.bsky.social
The paperwork for our temp office access is like fortknox. Just for another rando to get access again 😂
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@hallmark.bsky.social

Yesterday I enjoyed mid afternoon hot yoga and a nice glass of wine.

Did about 45 minutes of actual work 😝
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@hallmark.bsky.social

Today I did my oil change in my driveway, cleaned my living room and had sexual intercourse.

2 hours of actual work today 🤗
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@hallmark.bsky.social heard ya taking part in a "career faire"

Help me understand how you gonna talk about jobs when we have NONE and keep laying off people left and right?!!

In more important news I made breakfast while on a call I didn't need to be on 🤡
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@hallmark.bsky.social

T minus x days til the office closes and we go wild! Who's up for mid day naps?!!
August 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Why do we change security guards faster then the water dispenser filters?
March 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@hallmark.bsky.social

*pokes with stick*

You ok over their?
February 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Coffee Cart is so good that coffee badging becomes coffees badging
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@hallmark.bsky.social

I swear if we get another email from the VP of office sectetaries telling us about lost keys.
November 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
@hallmark.bsky.social

How you gonna expect us to be in the office more when you only give us single ply toilet paper?
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM