Half shark
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Shark and non shark related content
If you like more than 1 white rapper you’re racist
June 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you like more than 1 white rapper you’re racist
Whenever I play music that my kids like I’m definitely kinda annoyed they’re gonna impact my Spotify Wrapped.
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whenever I play music that my kids like I’m definitely kinda annoyed they’re gonna impact my Spotify Wrapped.
Today I used a kiddie pool to move a pile of leaves and I imagine this is how Steve Jobs felt when he invented the iPhone.
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today I used a kiddie pool to move a pile of leaves and I imagine this is how Steve Jobs felt when he invented the iPhone.
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
December 30, 2024 at 6:44 PM
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
The #telepathytapes are both world changing and one of the easiest ways to make a grown man cry.
December 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
The #telepathytapes are both world changing and one of the easiest ways to make a grown man cry.
Googles: “my nervous system is shot.”
Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”
Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Googles: “my nervous system is shot.”
Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”
Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”
Reposted by Half shark
Another video showing something similar, either the same event from a different angle or a different incident.
December 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Another video showing something similar, either the same event from a different angle or a different incident.
December 13, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The tides are changing, we are on the fin-edge of a deep reckoning.
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
The tides are changing, we are on the fin-edge of a deep reckoning.
It’s heartening to see the people remember the divide isn’t red vs. blue—it’s the ruling class vs. everyone else.
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
It’s heartening to see the people remember the divide isn’t red vs. blue—it’s the ruling class vs. everyone else.
“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.”
— Thomas Jefferson, 1787
— Thomas Jefferson, 1787
December 7, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.”
— Thomas Jefferson, 1787
— Thomas Jefferson, 1787
Sharks have a built-in supply of toothpaste: Shark teeth contain fluorinated calcium phosphate, which is also a main ingredient in toothpaste. Will RFK remove the fluoride from their mouths? Only time will tell. The shark community is concerned.
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Sharks have a built-in supply of toothpaste: Shark teeth contain fluorinated calcium phosphate, which is also a main ingredient in toothpaste. Will RFK remove the fluoride from their mouths? Only time will tell. The shark community is concerned.
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Because they can’t catch it!
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Because they can’t catch it!
Are the #aliens coming tomorrow hiring? For what areas of expertise? Compensation plan info? Healthcare plans? Can someone please share?! #layoffs #healthcare
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Are the #aliens coming tomorrow hiring? For what areas of expertise? Compensation plan info? Healthcare plans? Can someone please share?! #layoffs #healthcare
“If you’re ever feeling enlightened go home for thanksgiving,” -Ramm Dass
November 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
“If you’re ever feeling enlightened go home for thanksgiving,” -Ramm Dass
I swear Drake wakes up everyday and says, “what new wack shit that will make my career worse can I do today.”
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I swear Drake wakes up everyday and says, “what new wack shit that will make my career worse can I do today.”
Sharks have a sixth sense that helps them navigate the ocean and find prey or a mate. They can pick up nanoscopic electromagnetic currents.
November 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Sharks have a sixth sense that helps them navigate the ocean and find prey or a mate. They can pick up nanoscopic electromagnetic currents.
Shit I thought this was a Bluey fan website
November 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Shit I thought this was a Bluey fan website
What do you call the tissue between a shark's teeth?
A: The slow swimmer
A: The slow swimmer
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
What do you call the tissue between a shark's teeth?
A: The slow swimmer
A: The slow swimmer
@anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social shark party
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
@anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social shark party
Why did the shark refuse to play cards?
Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!
Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Why did the shark refuse to play cards?
Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!
Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!