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If you like more than 1 white rapper you’re racist
June 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whenever I play music that my kids like I’m definitely kinda annoyed they’re gonna impact my Spotify Wrapped.
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today I used a kiddie pool to move a pile of leaves and I imagine this is how Steve Jobs felt when he invented the iPhone.
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Overjoyed by the thought of Sam Altman having a bad day. #ai
January 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!
December 30, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The #telepathytapes are both world changing and one of the easiest ways to make a grown man cry.
December 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Googles: “my nervous system is shot.”

Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Half shark
Another video showing something similar, either the same event from a different angle or a different incident.
December 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
December 13, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The tides are changing, we are on the fin-edge of a deep reckoning.
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
It’s heartening to see the people remember the divide isn’t red vs. blue—it’s the ruling class vs. everyone else.
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.”
— Thomas Jefferson, 1787
December 7, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Sharks have a built-in supply of toothpaste: Shark teeth contain fluorinated calcium phosphate, which is also a main ingredient in toothpaste. Will RFK remove the fluoride from their mouths? Only time will tell. The shark community is concerned.
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Why don’t sharks like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Are the #aliens coming tomorrow hiring? For what areas of expertise? Compensation plan info? Healthcare plans? Can someone please share?! #layoffs #healthcare
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
“If you’re ever feeling enlightened go home for thanksgiving,” -Ramm Dass
November 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I swear Drake wakes up everyday and says, “what new wack shit that will make my career worse can I do today.”
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Sharks have a sixth sense that helps them navigate the ocean and find prey or a mate. They can pick up nanoscopic electromagnetic currents.
November 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Shit I thought this was a Bluey fan website
November 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
What do you call the tissue between a shark's teeth?

A: The slow swimmer
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Why did the shark refuse to play cards?

Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM