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Aspiring himbo 🏋🏻♂️ • LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 • NSFW 🔞 •
Not this daddy stroking me in the gym sauna and when I looked down at his hand, I saw a gold wedding band on his finger 😭
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Not this daddy stroking me in the gym sauna and when I looked down at his hand, I saw a gold wedding band on his finger 😭
This guy bred me on Tuesday and it’s Thursday late evening, almost midnight, so technically Friday. How am I STILL aborting his babies?! 🤯
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This guy bred me on Tuesday and it’s Thursday late evening, almost midnight, so technically Friday. How am I STILL aborting his babies?! 🤯
Just saw an ad for a deodorant and the model applying it had sh*ved pits 😖😭
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just saw an ad for a deodorant and the model applying it had sh*ved pits 😖😭
Did my first boxing lesson with the LGBTQ+ sports organisation today! Went all by myself and everything 🥹🙌🏽
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Did my first boxing lesson with the LGBTQ+ sports organisation today! Went all by myself and everything 🥹🙌🏽
Made a stranger cum down my throat within minutes in the gym restroom. I’d call that a succesful workout 😛
August 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Made a stranger cum down my throat within minutes in the gym restroom. I’d call that a succesful workout 😛
My company asked me if I wanted to be in a video. If I had been a smarter girl, I would have tried to negotiate some kind of deal, but because I’m an attention whore I just jumped on it 😭
April 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My company asked me if I wanted to be in a video. If I had been a smarter girl, I would have tried to negotiate some kind of deal, but because I’m an attention whore I just jumped on it 😭
Happy hump day! I put this jock to work and left it sweaty
April 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy hump day! I put this jock to work and left it sweaty
Was gonna go buy retinol on my way home from work and it was sold out. The Universe is out to get me 🤡
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Was gonna go buy retinol on my way home from work and it was sold out. The Universe is out to get me 🤡
Grateful for men’s feet 🥰
March 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Grateful for men’s feet 🥰
“Wow, your dick is so big” the kind stranger said to me, as he was stroking my meat in the gym sauna tonight 😌
March 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Wow, your dick is so big” the kind stranger said to me, as he was stroking my meat in the gym sauna tonight 😌
How I felt today in the gym showers, being sandwiched between two daddies while they were groping my ass and playing with their dicks:
March 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How I felt today in the gym showers, being sandwiched between two daddies while they were groping my ass and playing with their dicks:
Ppl at the gym don’t know I’m wearing a jock ☺️
March 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ppl at the gym don’t know I’m wearing a jock ☺️
Gym program is going great, weight is going down, had a cute little hookup in the gym sauna, spring is officially here.
Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍
Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gym program is going great, weight is going down, had a cute little hookup in the gym sauna, spring is officially here.
Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍
Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍
London trip booked! 🥳 March 11-16
If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗
If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗
January 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
London trip booked! 🥳 March 11-16
If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗
If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗
Funny how you can feel proud and strong for deadlifting 110kg (245 pounds) one moment, and then feel small when you look around the gym the next.
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Funny how you can feel proud and strong for deadlifting 110kg (245 pounds) one moment, and then feel small when you look around the gym the next.
I can’t believe I’m 3/4 through this book and the main character STILL hasn’t connected the dots and realized that she’s (probably) dating the same doctor who her murdered girlfriend was dating. What’s not clicking?! 😬
January 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can’t believe I’m 3/4 through this book and the main character STILL hasn’t connected the dots and realized that she’s (probably) dating the same doctor who her murdered girlfriend was dating. What’s not clicking?! 😬
Second session with my pt done! He’s so good at pushing me and even drove me to the train station after. I’m also slowly getting used to all the high-fives and fist bumping 😂
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Second session with my pt done! He’s so good at pushing me and even drove me to the train station after. I’m also slowly getting used to all the high-fives and fist bumping 😂
Am I the only one who was brought up with the tradition of having to wear red underwear for New Years? 🤔
January 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Am I the only one who was brought up with the tradition of having to wear red underwear for New Years? 🤔
I just left the cinema crying after watching ‘Better Man’. I’m not a RW fan and I really didn’t feel like watching this movie but damn, it was masterful. All the rave reviews are true. Go watch!
a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9
ALT: a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9
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December 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I just left the cinema crying after watching ‘Better Man’. I’m not a RW fan and I really didn’t feel like watching this movie but damn, it was masterful. All the rave reviews are true. Go watch!
Meeting with my pt in person for the first time tomorrow for a workout and I’m kinda nervous 🥴
December 26, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Meeting with my pt in person for the first time tomorrow for a workout and I’m kinda nervous 🥴
Put several of my oomfs (and their dicks and toes) on my wishlist this year. Hope Santa doesn’t disappoint me 🤞🏽
December 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Put several of my oomfs (and their dicks and toes) on my wishlist this year. Hope Santa doesn’t disappoint me 🤞🏽
I had one (1) cup of strong mulled wine and now I’m tipsy as fuck. Who wannna exchange nudes? Lmao 😂
December 14, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I had one (1) cup of strong mulled wine and now I’m tipsy as fuck. Who wannna exchange nudes? Lmao 😂
OF COURSE I end up accidentally sneaking a pic of me in a thong, among a lot of other pics, in a shared album. Caught that shit so quick and deleted it, thankfully! 😭
December 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
OF COURSE I end up accidentally sneaking a pic of me in a thong, among a lot of other pics, in a shared album. Caught that shit so quick and deleted it, thankfully! 😭
Now if I could show you my audiobooks wrapped, you guys would truly be left shocked 🤭(almost exclusively MM smut)
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Now if I could show you my audiobooks wrapped, you guys would truly be left shocked 🤭(almost exclusively MM smut)