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I only talk to God when I need favor.

Who the hell am I to expect a savior?
March 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I have a hot man making me a second Manhattan. 🖕🏻🍸
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fuck Schumer.
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Best books to read as a white woman to understand black history in America?

Please repost.
March 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I'm jealous of people who know how to shut the fuck up.
I shut up and subtitles come out on my face.
February 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
every time I make an abuser mad
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can’t decide between the “Wicked” soundtrack or Kendrick to work to. 🥲
February 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fuck, it’s worse than I thought. He thinks that gifs are “motion memes”.
February 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tom thinks that funny videos should be called motion memes.

Bye, I have to leave.
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is my cover photo. It’s a photograph of me hosting a fraternity seminar on “Why is the Penis is shaped like that?” (a fabulous book)
February 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Battle Candle burned v well. 🧙🏻‍♀️🔥
February 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I called this set /Count Orlok serving Cunt/
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mayday Parade in May? 👀
February 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I will fuck Morgan Moonscar (& the women who killed him).

If you don’t know who that is, we don’t need to be friends. ✋🏻🌙
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Boom! Won my first MTG game 🖕🏻
February 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Daddy won’t let me buy a “But Daddy I Love Him” shirt. 😢
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Partner: “Alexa, summon the dark one.“ 🖤
February 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Life imitating art or something like that

🎭
January 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
January 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Watching “Hereditary” for the first time alone and in the dark. 👻🤘🏻
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
January 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM