Emma Heap
hailniniane.bsky.social
Emma Heap
@hailniniane.bsky.social
Wonky brain & bodied farm dwelling loot goblin in Somerset. Cheese. Stories. Bees. Games. She/Her.
Hey #games #journalists, Please Stop Referring To Mods As Expansion Packs in your clickbaity headlines!!!

I know it's rough out there but I'm just gonna assume you don't know what you're talking about when I realise you've just lifted some content from Nexus Mods.
July 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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This is an opportunity for all the cis women out there to show support to our trans sisters.

Not in my name.

Not in our name.

chng.it/NvPPN4ymBf
Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Here's a top tip - when someone shares they've been living with an illness/injury/disability for YEARS. Don't offer the first idea that pops in your head / the first hit on the search engine results. They've seen, processed, considered and tried IT ALL BY NOW. Shut the f**k up and just listen...
May 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Today, tomorrow and everyday after that

By Fox Fisher
April 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Watching the first episodes of the latest series of Black Mirror and Hacks back to back was a fucking mistake 🥺
April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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This will be an especially difficult year to tell the difference between fake bullshit and actual bullshit this April Fool's Day
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just served some Aussies at my "little job" and one used the term 'Bitch Diesel' re: Rosé and it warmed the cockles of my heart. We blamed the sugar, not the alcohol obvs...
April 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bee Assoc drama last night. Two popular members were up for President. Someone put forward a motion to make it a joint position. I was pro as I couldn't choose (I may have questionably referred to them as our Bee Dads!) All went to hell due to process confusion and nobody is happy #eatingpopcorngif
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sure thing, go after the most vulnerable members of our community whilst leaving slabs of money on the table by not taxing the right people properly - great job, you pricks. Of all the people I know who claim disability benefits, not a single one is living it large nor could survive without them.
Keir Starmer to unveil drastic disability benefit cuts despite opposition
Changes could deny benefits to people who need help to wash or to remember to go to the toilet
www.theguardian.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Does eating "Use-up-some-of-the-ridiculous-stockpile-of-fruit-in-the-freezer-before-harvest-begins-again Crumble" count for Pi Day?
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The other night I dreamt that I was an underwhelming not so super villain (why yes I have just started listening to Scalzi's "Starter Villain" shut up). My two super muscly henchmen mostly spent their time reassuring me that they didn't mind that we never did cool stuff.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
LOL
They made a homophobic, anti-mask, misogynist the face of their company and then act like victims when decent people decided not to buy their vetbro beer. The punchline: the CEO of Armed Forces Brewing never served. It’s a marketing ploy. $300K from Youngkin wasted. www.whro.org/business-gro...
Controversial military-themed brewery shuts its doors after a year in Norfolk, citing “woke mob”
Financial filings show the brewery was struggling financially before it relocated and had failed to start turning a profit after opening in Norfolk.
www.whro.org
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
So is it #Spring yet officially or are we being punked again by the weather? I dreamt that my driving instructor postponed our lesson so we could wait to see if an entire flock of tiny birds were nesting in the front yard hedge. They did and it was glorious!
March 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM