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Kazuma
@haikazumadesu.bsky.social
· Apr 11
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"I am not a NEET!"
An independent portrayal of Kazuma from Konosuba! SFWRP/NSFWRP
An independent portrayal of Kazuma from Konosuba! SFWRP/NSFWRP
"I wouldn't put it past her."
She frowns after hearing that.
"Do you think so...that Aqua would do that...."
"Do you think so...that Aqua would do that...."
"Huh.....Yeah, it turned out pretty good....just dont let Aqua find out. She'll try and get you to do more as you 'manager'."
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"I wouldn't put it past her."
"Huh.....Yeah, it turned out pretty good....just dont let Aqua find out. She'll try and get you to do more as you 'manager'."
She looks surprised at the poster he showed her.
"It was a really well paid work. I don't have to do anything but pose in the clothes they provide. It turned out better than expected~"
"It was a really well paid work. I don't have to do anything but pose in the clothes they provide. It turned out better than expected~"
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....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
June 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Huh.....Yeah, it turned out pretty good....just dont let Aqua find out. She'll try and get you to do more as you 'manager'."
@darknescrusader.bsky.social
....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
May 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@darknescrusader.bsky.social
....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
....soo......did you get paid for this...oooorrrr...?
Honestly, neither was he. But he's learned to stop questioning her.
She gives him a smug look as he does that, not sure why she is so bothered by it in the first place.
He gives it one last squeeze before shrugging and putting them away.
"If you say so..."
"If you say so..."
May 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Honestly, neither was he. But he's learned to stop questioning her.
He gives it one last squeeze before shrugging and putting them away.
"If you say so..."
"If you say so..."
She stopped to think for a bit.
"Actually, I'm not bothered by it..."
She puts on a straight face.
"Actually, I'm not bothered by it..."
She puts on a straight face.
Oh no....he has a third ball...
May 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He gives it one last squeeze before shrugging and putting them away.
"If you say so..."
"If you say so..."
Oh no....he has a third ball...
She is nearly fooled by his act until he pulls out another one.
"Fine, do whatever you want with it...I'm not bothered by it..."
"Fine, do whatever you want with it...I'm not bothered by it..."
He looks down sadly...then slowly pulls out another.
May 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh no....he has a third ball...
God, I hope no one found my hentai collection after I died....
May 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
God, I hope no one found my hentai collection after I died....
He looks down sadly...then slowly pulls out another.
She turns towards him with a pout and snatches over the red ball before hiding it.
"There!"
"There!"
Kazuma gets an evil smile as he holds it closer to her and squeezes. Slowly.
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He looks down sadly...then slowly pulls out another.
"Great. See you in an hour or so."
She nods.
"While you check, let me go get some potions from the shop."
"While you check, let me go get some potions from the shop."
"Yeah. Sure. Lemme just make sure I have the right map, this time."
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Great. See you in an hour or so."
Kazuma gets an evil smile as he holds it closer to her and squeezes. Slowly.
She tries to look away and not think about it. It was difficult.
.......squeeze
May 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Kazuma gets an evil smile as he holds it closer to her and squeezes. Slowly.
Maaaan....why can't it be flying cabbage season already? I need money.
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Maaaan....why can't it be flying cabbage season already? I need money.
.......squeeze
She coughs a little after her initial lack of composure, trying hard not to look at what he is holding.
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
.......squeeze
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October 17, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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"H-How is everyone this morning?"
January 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"H-How is everyone this morning?"
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April 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Hehehehehe....HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
AAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!
AAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!
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April 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hehehehehe....HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
AAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!
AAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!
AQUA! STOP CALLING ME A GOONER!
Whaaaat? Me? A degenerate? I'm just an innocent bean!
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April 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
AQUA! STOP CALLING ME A GOONER!
su
April 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
su
Whaaaat? Me? A degenerate? I'm just an innocent bean!
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April 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Whaaaat? Me? A degenerate? I'm just an innocent bean!
no
Ko
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
no