Shane
@haemolysis.bsky.social
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Sydney, gay boy, scientist, hopeless. 💕
Estoy aprendido español
Sydney, gay boy, scientist, hopeless. 💕
Estoy aprendido español
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Someone told me they can’t hookup with me because I “look like zoolander” I’m kms
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Someone told me they can’t hookup with me because I “look like zoolander” I’m kms
When a man has skeleton hand bone tattoos I can’t decide if I want the hands crushing my larynx or pushing all the way into my rectum. Perhaps both.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
When a man has skeleton hand bone tattoos I can’t decide if I want the hands crushing my larynx or pushing all the way into my rectum. Perhaps both.
I can only imagine the turmoil conservative media workers feel when they ass kiss so delicately to trump and all they get in return is he tells them they are the worst and they should be fired lmao
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I can only imagine the turmoil conservative media workers feel when they ass kiss so delicately to trump and all they get in return is he tells them they are the worst and they should be fired lmao
I really am on natures Ozempic because I can be STARVING and I will have 2 bites and be full. 😭
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I really am on natures Ozempic because I can be STARVING and I will have 2 bites and be full. 😭
I actually need to find out which of those dodgy Chinese suppliers I can get boxes of peptides from because what do you MEAN they’re $100 a vial 😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I actually need to find out which of those dodgy Chinese suppliers I can get boxes of peptides from because what do you MEAN they’re $100 a vial 😭
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I was getting fucked and I put on his motorcycle helmet because it was in front of me and I was like hehe. It was all going well until I unknowingly touched a button and loud metal music started blasting fhdhdhdjsjdjd
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was getting fucked and I put on his motorcycle helmet because it was in front of me and I was like hehe. It was all going well until I unknowingly touched a button and loud metal music started blasting fhdhdhdjsjdjd
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I hope this email kills us both
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope this email kills us both
Applied too much retinoid and burned the fuck out of my face, lmao. I’ve been using it for years, I just got a bit sloppy with how much I put on tonight and didn’t think much of it.. until suddenly, oh no, the face she is hot hot hot.
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Applied too much retinoid and burned the fuck out of my face, lmao. I’ve been using it for years, I just got a bit sloppy with how much I put on tonight and didn’t think much of it.. until suddenly, oh no, the face she is hot hot hot.
Can Sydney like… gentrify out railway station food shops already. Why are they all… feral.
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Can Sydney like… gentrify out railway station food shops already. Why are they all… feral.
Everyone only wants me for my fat juicy load.
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Everyone only wants me for my fat juicy load.
It honestly perplexes me how people are trying to complain about Trump renovating the White House lol. My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It honestly perplexes me how people are trying to complain about Trump renovating the White House lol. My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
Not multiple people asking if I’m pissing in my cum shot photo because there’s so much nut 💀
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not multiple people asking if I’m pissing in my cum shot photo because there’s so much nut 💀
Taking a new approach to men asking me if I have kinks. I’m going to just reply “none.”
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Taking a new approach to men asking me if I have kinks. I’m going to just reply “none.”
I think if a lot of you people with “ADD”just stop retweeting and liking ADD-slop, you’d have less ADD.
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I think if a lot of you people with “ADD”just stop retweeting and liking ADD-slop, you’d have less ADD.
Is it actually possible to spend money on Temu anymore or do you just play games forever?
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Is it actually possible to spend money on Temu anymore or do you just play games forever?
Why when food brands do limited edition collabs with other brands, it’s always the most generic flavour ever. We partnered with this fun brand to bring you…….. peach tea?? Or smn utterly, utterly underwhelming.
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Why when food brands do limited edition collabs with other brands, it’s always the most generic flavour ever. We partnered with this fun brand to bring you…….. peach tea?? Or smn utterly, utterly underwhelming.
Get in loser, we ✈️ painting dl trade
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Get in loser, we ✈️ painting dl trade
So ungodly annoyed that I signed up for “early access” on google home and then they released an early preview but it didn’t get sent to anybody on the early access list, but they created a new, separate list. And now I’ve been waiting days. Death to them.
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
So ungodly annoyed that I signed up for “early access” on google home and then they released an early preview but it didn’t get sent to anybody on the early access list, but they created a new, separate list. And now I’ve been waiting days. Death to them.
People aren’t willing to accept but sometimes “I’m sorry you got upset” is a totally fine/legit/non-problematic apology, and I think people looking for that pattern are trying to keep themselves upset as a learned response.
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
People aren’t willing to accept but sometimes “I’m sorry you got upset” is a totally fine/legit/non-problematic apology, and I think people looking for that pattern are trying to keep themselves upset as a learned response.
Can anyone shooting in 4:3 or 3:4 please explain why you hate the world
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can anyone shooting in 4:3 or 3:4 please explain why you hate the world
Reading back an old email I sent where I asked the same question about 6 times in different wording. It seems so condescending. But I just BET they don’t answer the question 💀
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reading back an old email I sent where I asked the same question about 6 times in different wording. It seems so condescending. But I just BET they don’t answer the question 💀
As a scientist, we often get criticised for not dumbing things down for the average joe to understand - but I just saw a journalist use the word “doyenne” so… wtf.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As a scientist, we often get criticised for not dumbing things down for the average joe to understand - but I just saw a journalist use the word “doyenne” so… wtf.