Hazel
@hackneyhaz.bsky.social
Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her
Nothing like a bit of Bielsa chat at half time (lovely meeting Howard @markthomasinfo.bsky.social)
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Nothing like a bit of Bielsa chat at half time (lovely meeting Howard @markthomasinfo.bsky.social)
In a pub and ask if they do two thirds. Only for some beers is the answer. And not the one I want. Ridiculous.
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
In a pub and ask if they do two thirds. Only for some beers is the answer. And not the one I want. Ridiculous.
In unsurprising news South Yorkshire Police are still a bunch of cunts. Plus ça change.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
In unsurprising news South Yorkshire Police are still a bunch of cunts. Plus ça change.
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Super excited to share the cover of my children’s book Jacob’s Transition Goals!
Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid.
Out April 21st!
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid.
Out April 21st!
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Super excited to share the cover of my children’s book Jacob’s Transition Goals!
Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid.
Out April 21st!
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid.
Out April 21st!
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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Start them young @trickettengland.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Start them young @trickettengland.bsky.social
Should have put money on my Ashes prediction. I was never optimistic about this series.
Realising that there are people out there who are (were) a lot more optimistic than me about this series. I just assumed 4-1 at best (still do). #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Should have put money on my Ashes prediction. I was never optimistic about this series.
Very nice furry animals
Moderately Large Attack
Slightly diminish a band:
U1
U1
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Very nice furry animals
Golf is clearly way more important than results www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
Ashes 2025-26: England's Brendon McCullum and Rob Key will be given opportunity to stay in their posts
Head coach Brendon McCullum and director of cricket Rob Key will be given the chance to stay on and show they can improve the England set-up.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Golf is clearly way more important than results www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
Lawyer unable to research law things that they will 100% be asked in an interview in an effort not to upset the leader of a rogue state, which has just seized control of a nation and carted off its president.
Govt minister Darren Jones is asked what element of international law gives the US the right to abduct the leader of another country.
Jones says he's not qualified to answer that question and he's not a spokesperson for the US administration.
Jones says he's not qualified to answer that question and he's not a spokesperson for the US administration.
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lawyer unable to research law things that they will 100% be asked in an interview in an effort not to upset the leader of a rogue state, which has just seized control of a nation and carted off its president.
A bloke who worked as a human rights lawyer can’t comment on a clear breach of international law?
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
A bloke who worked as a human rights lawyer can’t comment on a clear breach of international law?
I woke up this morning and was horrified by the US bombing of Venezuela. Not long after, I learned of Maduro’s kidnapping and presumed it would be widely condemned. And then this.
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I woke up this morning and was horrified by the US bombing of Venezuela. Not long after, I learned of Maduro’s kidnapping and presumed it would be widely condemned. And then this.
When even the Celtic boozers in London are singing “sack the board” they should take note (they won’t.)
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
When even the Celtic boozers in London are singing “sack the board” they should take note (they won’t.)
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
International law openly broken and get this from the EU. Beyond awful.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
International law openly broken and get this from the EU. Beyond awful.
In the pub for Old Firm. Discussion on Venezuela and the old boy next to me has expressed a desire for Trump to kidnap Starmer 👀
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
In the pub for Old Firm. Discussion on Venezuela and the old boy next to me has expressed a desire for Trump to kidnap Starmer 👀
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Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
Thinking of everyone in Venezuela 🇻🇪 Solidarity with you and, not for the first (nor I imagine the last) time, fuck Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Thinking of everyone in Venezuela 🇻🇪 Solidarity with you and, not for the first (nor I imagine the last) time, fuck Trump.
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Israel is saying the truth.
The rest of the world is lying.
Even our own eyes are lying.
The rest of the world is lying.
Even our own eyes are lying.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Israel is saying the truth.
The rest of the world is lying.
Even our own eyes are lying.
The rest of the world is lying.
Even our own eyes are lying.
Lots of hot takes on the MCG Test but I can’t see any way that a pitch producing a two-day test can be viewed positively (regardless of the quality of the teams.)
It’s not good for anyone, is it? Even if a long overdue win in Australia was the result (and of course the golfers will be happy.)
It’s not good for anyone, is it? Even if a long overdue win in Australia was the result (and of course the golfers will be happy.)
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Lots of hot takes on the MCG Test but I can’t see any way that a pitch producing a two-day test can be viewed positively (regardless of the quality of the teams.)
It’s not good for anyone, is it? Even if a long overdue win in Australia was the result (and of course the golfers will be happy.)
It’s not good for anyone, is it? Even if a long overdue win in Australia was the result (and of course the golfers will be happy.)
Love this festive street art that has appeared overnight in London Fields.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Love this festive street art that has appeared overnight in London Fields.
Isn’t the answer to avoid behaviour that could lead to this?
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Isn’t the answer to avoid behaviour that could lead to this?
At Sixfields last night Stewards ordered a group of Santas to remove their beards. Pognophobia or overly vigilant Campaign for Real Santas activists? @keithbeard.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
At Sixfields last night Stewards ordered a group of Santas to remove their beards. Pognophobia or overly vigilant Campaign for Real Santas activists? @keithbeard.bsky.social
Even when I get home late there is little appetite to watch this England and Wales side. Nice to see the tail wrapped up quickly but likely it will be all over by the time I wake up.
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Even when I get home late there is little appetite to watch this England and Wales side. Nice to see the tail wrapped up quickly but likely it will be all over by the time I wake up.