cassandra
@habitualvillain.bsky.social
queuing for the sun on a cold corner
Pinned
my girlnuts itch
i hope to someday embody this rabidly self-indulgent flavor of wine aunt
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i hope to someday embody this rabidly self-indulgent flavor of wine aunt
okay, okay! sheesh..
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
okay, okay! sheesh..
everyone i've met from michigan has only either been really cool or really unhinged. genuinely curious to know what is going on up there
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
everyone i've met from michigan has only either been really cool or really unhinged. genuinely curious to know what is going on up there
the only memory specific to the year of 2012 that i can recall is being at a party and zoning out as i stared into a cup of grape juice, stewing in fearful speculation about the world ending. the grape juice wasn’t very good
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the only memory specific to the year of 2012 that i can recall is being at a party and zoning out as i stared into a cup of grape juice, stewing in fearful speculation about the world ending. the grape juice wasn’t very good
"da.. throw another thousand live maoists into the giant furnace in chelyabinsk. slava"
September 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"da.. throw another thousand live maoists into the giant furnace in chelyabinsk. slava"
guy that has clearly never seen the CIA logo-shaped cursor navigate towards the portion of the in-game HUD that allows you to drag and deploy a squad of little protestor units onto a street of your choosing
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
guy that has clearly never seen the CIA logo-shaped cursor navigate towards the portion of the in-game HUD that allows you to drag and deploy a squad of little protestor units onto a street of your choosing
my last significant memory of living in the state of georgia will forever be the zillennial coworker i had at the grocery store i worked at who, in the middle of her driving me home one night, stopped at a gas station to show me her saved images of k-pop twinks she wanted to watch bone each other
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my last significant memory of living in the state of georgia will forever be the zillennial coworker i had at the grocery store i worked at who, in the middle of her driving me home one night, stopped at a gas station to show me her saved images of k-pop twinks she wanted to watch bone each other
he’s like an ork warboss. incredible
September 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
he’s like an ork warboss. incredible
we all had that phase
August 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
we all had that phase
joke about a german failing to understand Ze/Zir pronouns that earns me a public gelding
August 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
joke about a german failing to understand Ze/Zir pronouns that earns me a public gelding
it's fine, guys. they made a movie about how icky the soldiers felt when they saw villagers wailing as napalm melted their flesh black
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it's fine, guys. they made a movie about how icky the soldiers felt when they saw villagers wailing as napalm melted their flesh black
aha.. how scandalous.. you've untied the top fifteen laces of your boot m-madame..
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
aha.. how scandalous.. you've untied the top fifteen laces of your boot m-madame..
i remember spending a month in el salvador as a child and having nothing but a bootleg spanish dub of the empire strikes back to remind me of home. autism really does help you appreciate the little things
July 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i remember spending a month in el salvador as a child and having nothing but a bootleg spanish dub of the empire strikes back to remind me of home. autism really does help you appreciate the little things
the world felt a lot less dangerous when a fourth of content on youtube was high school seniors bitching about their teachers over footage of tank dempsey cracking his knuckles infront of the pack-a-punch machine
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the world felt a lot less dangerous when a fourth of content on youtube was high school seniors bitching about their teachers over footage of tank dempsey cracking his knuckles infront of the pack-a-punch machine
concealed within every white boy is a cantonese dockyard worker that yearns for his supper
April 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
concealed within every white boy is a cantonese dockyard worker that yearns for his supper
svetlana chose that chad, lenin, over a narodnik gamer like me
we truly live in an obshchestvo
we truly live in an obshchestvo
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
svetlana chose that chad, lenin, over a narodnik gamer like me
we truly live in an obshchestvo
we truly live in an obshchestvo
"i'm not a fascist, i'm a right-hegelian theocratic traditionalist with cosmist characteristics" as this is pinned to his timeline
April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"i'm not a fascist, i'm a right-hegelian theocratic traditionalist with cosmist characteristics" as this is pinned to his timeline
catastrophic blunt rotation
February 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
catastrophic blunt rotation
russian reactionary philosopher in the 1900s: soulless teuton! your constant insistence on godless cold-hearted pragmatism has made you no better than a machine! where is your soul!?
the kaiser: *burps* anyway i'm madly in love with my mother
the kaiser: *burps* anyway i'm madly in love with my mother
February 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
russian reactionary philosopher in the 1900s: soulless teuton! your constant insistence on godless cold-hearted pragmatism has made you no better than a machine! where is your soul!?
the kaiser: *burps* anyway i'm madly in love with my mother
the kaiser: *burps* anyway i'm madly in love with my mother