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Jay Campbell
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February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Laissez les bons temps rouler mes amis!
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Should be fine. After all, in 2024 Duke sports medicine was able to return Kyle Filipowski to action almost immediately after he suffered a traumatic amputation of his right leg during a Wake Forest court storming.
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think I ate for free at McDonalds throughout the 1984 Summer Olympics.
The 1984 WHEN THE US WINS, YOU WIN promotion was an unexpectedly costly one for McDonald’s when the Soviet Union and 13 eastern bloc countries boycotted the Summer Olympics in LA and the US dominated in unprecedented fashion. 174 medals, 83 golds… that’s a lot of Big Macs!
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The Super Bowl comes to a close and, as seems to happen every year, it appears my account has been hacked for the past six hours. Anyhoo, back to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zi_...
Seth Trimble Hits The Game-Winning 3 For North Carolina Over Duke
YouTube video by ACC Digital Network
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Tough night for Drake Maye. But still a great achievement for Myers Park High School Mustang football.

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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Do the Patriots allow Doug Marrone on the team plane after this?

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February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
If there was a pill that would make me forget this awful football game, I'd take it.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Damn. Hugh Jackman looks terrible in this Hellmann's ad.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Ferris Bueller has graduated to using AI for his scams.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Touchdown! Mustang pride!

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February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The camera didn't show it, but the "fan" on the field was a Tesla robot that got loose.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My, what a large snake you have Chris Hemsworth.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
That, I believe, was the nail in the Patriot's coffin.

@shanwetz.bsky.social - I know you're distraught. 😂

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February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Will Campbell has not brought glory to the family name.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Scarlett Johansson, good cracker.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Xfinity, "Hold on to your butts"

@chelles116.bsky.social - a digitally de-aged Goldblum appearance.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
That Budweiser ad wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sabrina Carpenter's pop don't stop.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I reached Level 80 in Pokemon Go just watching that commercial.

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February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Google Gemini, we're the Claude of Wixharmonies.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Liquid IV and the uACR people should have combined their advertising effort.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller watching the halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'm listening . . .
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Kupp didn't travel. He took a dribble. But that's not a catch.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM