ha3ks
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Network Security | Practicing Computer Necromancer | Rebuilding...
Blog: www.ha3ks.com
Blog: www.ha3ks.com
What it feels like to be SOC lead during an live threat:
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
What it feels like to be SOC lead during an live threat:
I realise I’ve been neglecting my BlueSky friends..
To catch you up on this week’s events, my laptop is pretty much dead.
I have no money to buy a new one and as we’re getting to the Christmas period (tree not up yet) it will be a while before I get one.
Till Valhalla MSI GF63 Thin 10SC
To catch you up on this week’s events, my laptop is pretty much dead.
I have no money to buy a new one and as we’re getting to the Christmas period (tree not up yet) it will be a while before I get one.
Till Valhalla MSI GF63 Thin 10SC
a group of vikings are standing around a man holding a shield and a sword .
Alt: Me giving my laptop the Viking Funeral it deserves, though my arrow would hit it I was pretty good at archery back in the day
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November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I realise I’ve been neglecting my BlueSky friends..
To catch you up on this week’s events, my laptop is pretty much dead.
I have no money to buy a new one and as we’re getting to the Christmas period (tree not up yet) it will be a while before I get one.
Till Valhalla MSI GF63 Thin 10SC
To catch you up on this week’s events, my laptop is pretty much dead.
I have no money to buy a new one and as we’re getting to the Christmas period (tree not up yet) it will be a while before I get one.
Till Valhalla MSI GF63 Thin 10SC
Just burned 39 hours of my life playing Power Wash Simulator 2.
Fun game.
Needed the distraction.
Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.
Fun game.
Needed the distraction.
Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just burned 39 hours of my life playing Power Wash Simulator 2.
Fun game.
Needed the distraction.
Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.
Fun game.
Needed the distraction.
Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.
Nailed it.
3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it
Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it
Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nailed it.
3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it
Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it
Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage
“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”
YAML is ‘great’
“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”
YAML is ‘great’
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage
“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”
YAML is ‘great’
“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”
YAML is ‘great’
Yay high score!!
What do I win?...
What do I win?...
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Yay high score!!
What do I win?...
What do I win?...
Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?
'Oh man your music is sick'
Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot
'what was that last one?'
Me: Slipknot(?)
'No the one before?'
Me: Oh Linkin Park!
'No the other one?'
Me: System Of A Down(?)
Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot
'what was that last one?'
Me: Slipknot(?)
'No the one before?'
Me: Oh Linkin Park!
'No the other one?'
Me: System Of A Down(?)
October 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
'Oh man your music is sick'
Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot
'what was that last one?'
Me: Slipknot(?)
'No the one before?'
Me: Oh Linkin Park!
'No the other one?'
Me: System Of A Down(?)
Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot
'what was that last one?'
Me: Slipknot(?)
'No the one before?'
Me: Oh Linkin Park!
'No the other one?'
Me: System Of A Down(?)
Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣
Setting up a FortiGate in VMWare 😱
www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin...
#Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours
www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin...
#Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours
Running a FortiGate in VMWare
It has been some considerable time since I last put up a blog post, I just wanted to go in a different direction for a while, it happens.
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August 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Setting up a FortiGate in VMWare 😱
www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin...
#Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours
www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin...
#Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours
Yes, I am Forklift Certified:
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yes, I am Forklift Certified:
Rolled back to iOS 18.6
That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
August 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Rolled back to iOS 18.6
That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now…
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
ALT: a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
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July 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now…
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.
July 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.
🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover
No authentication needed. Root access granted.
Patch NOW:
ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2
CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
No authentication needed. Root access granted.
Patch NOW:
ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2
CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
July 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover
No authentication needed. Root access granted.
Patch NOW:
ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2
CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
No authentication needed. Root access granted.
Patch NOW:
ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2
CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
Leeroy Jenkins!
Is 20 years old!!!
👴
Is 20 years old!!!
👴
a blurred image of a person eating popcorn with the words leeeroy yy yy yy written on it
ALT: a blurred image of a person eating popcorn with the words leeeroy yy yy yy written on it
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Leeroy Jenkins!
Is 20 years old!!!
👴
Is 20 years old!!!
👴
Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.
July 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.
I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is;
The one in here 👉😶
✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History
And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
The one in here 👉😶
✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History
And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is;
The one in here 👉😶
✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History
And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
The one in here 👉😶
✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History
And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
July 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud.
Oh I got a new job too ;)
Oh I got a new job too ;)
July 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud.
Oh I got a new job too ;)
Oh I got a new job too ;)
Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently?
Me: What now?
Body: Tonsilitis.
Me: Oh come on...
Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?
Me: ...
Body: Difficulty swallowing?
Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
Me: What now?
Body: Tonsilitis.
Me: Oh come on...
Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?
Me: ...
Body: Difficulty swallowing?
Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
July 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently?
Me: What now?
Body: Tonsilitis.
Me: Oh come on...
Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?
Me: ...
Body: Difficulty swallowing?
Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
Me: What now?
Body: Tonsilitis.
Me: Oh come on...
Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?
Me: ...
Body: Difficulty swallowing?
Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
Bit of a longshot and cross posting this on all my socials..
Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?
Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?
June 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Bit of a longshot and cross posting this on all my socials..
Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?
Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?