Mico (h0m0_er3ctus)
@h0m0er3ctus.bsky.social
18+ only! | 📍 Baltimore, MD | Level 38 FFriend and Puppy. Twitter refugee. He/Him 🏳️🌈 ↕️👊🏻🐶
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Hey everyone! Finally made it to blue sky! Glad to see you all here! ::wags tail::
Who’s a Good Boy?! I’m a Good Boy.
Thank you @pupmilo.com for working hard to provide fun daily challenges and to all the participating pups @tailwags.dog for helping make a wonderful #locktober.
Looking forward to defending my title next year!
🏆 🐕
#pupplay #trophydog
Thank you @pupmilo.com for working hard to provide fun daily challenges and to all the participating pups @tailwags.dog for helping make a wonderful #locktober.
Looking forward to defending my title next year!
🏆 🐕
#pupplay #trophydog
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Who’s a Good Boy?! I’m a Good Boy.
Thank you @pupmilo.com for working hard to provide fun daily challenges and to all the participating pups @tailwags.dog for helping make a wonderful #locktober.
Looking forward to defending my title next year!
🏆 🐕
#pupplay #trophydog
Thank you @pupmilo.com for working hard to provide fun daily challenges and to all the participating pups @tailwags.dog for helping make a wonderful #locktober.
Looking forward to defending my title next year!
🏆 🐕
#pupplay #trophydog
i’m really behind on my kink podcasts
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i’m really behind on my kink podcasts
The puppers over @tailwags.dog have been my responsabilabuddies this #Locktober and I’m so grateful for the hot silly nerdy kinksters who have welcomed and inspired me to be the best pup i can be
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The puppers over @tailwags.dog have been my responsabilabuddies this #Locktober and I’m so grateful for the hot silly nerdy kinksters who have welcomed and inspired me to be the best pup i can be
TFW getting casually lumped into the category “old people” by a 24 year old 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
TFW getting casually lumped into the category “old people” by a 24 year old 🙄
Sunburst undies in the sun in honor of the first Sunday of #Locktober
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sunburst undies in the sun in honor of the first Sunday of #Locktober
Morning walkies are the most important walkies of the day #Locktober
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Morning walkies are the most important walkies of the day #Locktober
#locktober day 2… will you carve my pumpkin? 🎃
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#locktober day 2… will you carve my pumpkin? 🎃
Starting of my #Locktober with a healthy breakfast
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Starting of my #Locktober with a healthy breakfast
The joys of coming back to a toy after some time away and discovering you are MUCH better friends now - featuring Bloomer by @friendlytoys.ca
ps now I HAVE to find a better way to get leverage on Wonder bc DAMN 🥵
i need MORE inside me
Sound on 🔊
#ff #fisting #dildos #bigtoys #gay #chastity
ps now I HAVE to find a better way to get leverage on Wonder bc DAMN 🥵
i need MORE inside me
Sound on 🔊
#ff #fisting #dildos #bigtoys #gay #chastity
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Tag yourselves.
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tag yourselves.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Made this vid of my nightly routine when I got home that night at the request of a brand new fistee (not by me) i met last Friday on his first visit to the DC Eagle where during his first ever darkroom play session he fisted the several loads I had in my butt deeper using his big paws. 👅🐶😇😈 #ff
August 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Made this vid of my nightly routine when I got home that night at the request of a brand new fistee (not by me) i met last Friday on his first visit to the DC Eagle where during his first ever darkroom play session he fisted the several loads I had in my butt deeper using his big paws. 👅🐶😇😈 #ff
I really should not find trying to keep up with telegram groups as stressful as I do but alas
August 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I really should not find trying to keep up with telegram groups as stressful as I do but alas
Tonight marks lucky number seven years sober from meth. Another banger year that has shown me again and again that when I eat right, sleep and exercise regularly, and lock up, my sex drive is vigorous and caffeine sufficient to keep me up past normal bedtime in an increasingly richer and fuller life
6 years sober! Best year yet, again! The first was so tough, it felt like things were still getting worse, but each year since has made shown me new and wonderful things. Looking forward to new adventures this year! #gay #ff #locked #pup #soberpup #itgetsbetter #soberissexy
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tonight marks lucky number seven years sober from meth. Another banger year that has shown me again and again that when I eat right, sleep and exercise regularly, and lock up, my sex drive is vigorous and caffeine sufficient to keep me up past normal bedtime in an increasingly richer and fuller life
TFW people ask if you are ok and you want to respond “No, I’m feeling really anxious” but all you can barely utter is “yeah”
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TFW people ask if you are ok and you want to respond “No, I’m feeling really anxious” but all you can barely utter is “yeah”
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Part 1 of my first ride on Wonder. No warm up besides a little Spike 90 action to clean in the shower. A bit tough to get leverage but lots of fun squelchy noises from this one. Towards the end i start feeling it and you can hear me go “Ohh” when it hits a spot that hints at just where this is going
August 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Part 1 of my first ride on Wonder. No warm up besides a little Spike 90 action to clean in the shower. A bit tough to get leverage but lots of fun squelchy noises from this one. Towards the end i start feeling it and you can hear me go “Ohh” when it hits a spot that hints at just where this is going
i really do love watching my ffriends ffuck 😈
Leave it to @gayethicalslut.bsky.social to #punchfist #punchfuck my guts out til I am dripping. I almost took his double punches too wtf 🤯 I am such an insatiable #fistfag that keeps wanting more
🎥 @h0m0er3ctus.bsky.social
#FistFuck #gayFF #fisting #gayfisting #gaysex #gayfetish #fistpup #pupplay
🎥 @h0m0er3ctus.bsky.social
#FistFuck #gayFF #fisting #gayfisting #gaysex #gayfetish #fistpup #pupplay
August 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i really do love watching my ffriends ffuck 😈
Won this at HOLE yesterday courtesy of @friendlytoys.ca - Can’t wait to give it a spin once my 🕳️ recovers from this weekend’s beat down 🥹
August 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Won this at HOLE yesterday courtesy of @friendlytoys.ca - Can’t wait to give it a spin once my 🕳️ recovers from this weekend’s beat down 🥹
TFW you drive an hour to the bar only to discover you left your ID and wallet at home 🤬
July 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
TFW you drive an hour to the bar only to discover you left your ID and wallet at home 🤬
Caught some last rays from the Augusta sun on Sunday following my first @fistfest.org weekend - a journey from rock bottom to Elysium ten years in the making. So many thoughts and emotions I may eventually want to share once I process them all but needless to say I’ll be back.
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Caught some last rays from the Augusta sun on Sunday following my first @fistfest.org weekend - a journey from rock bottom to Elysium ten years in the making. So many thoughts and emotions I may eventually want to share once I process them all but needless to say I’ll be back.
How it started vs how it’s going (room edition)
July 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
How it started vs how it’s going (room edition)