Gytha Lodge
@gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social
Sunday Times bestselling author of the Jonah Sheens series and other crime to come. Obsessive tea drinker and pun maker. Mostly silly.
My lovely lodger just revealed that when she first looked round the house, she'd sort-of forgotten my name, so when she saw all these multiple copies of different books by one person she thought I was an actual stalker.
But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher.
😂😂😂
But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher.
😂😂😂
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My lovely lodger just revealed that when she first looked round the house, she'd sort-of forgotten my name, so when she saw all these multiple copies of different books by one person she thought I was an actual stalker.
But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher.
😂😂😂
But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher.
😂😂😂
FINALLY!!
Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup.
Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...
Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup.
Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...
February 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
FINALLY!!
Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup.
Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...
Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup.
Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...
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Lovelies, it’s just over two weeks until we get come together for our very first ThrillFest. Will you be coming on 13 February? Tickets are £15 (plus booking) which is an INCREDIBLE bargain to see 7 bestselling authors. www.eventbrite.com/e/dorothy-ko... See you there, yes? X
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lovelies, it’s just over two weeks until we get come together for our very first ThrillFest. Will you be coming on 13 February? Tickets are £15 (plus booking) which is an INCREDIBLE bargain to see 7 bestselling authors. www.eventbrite.com/e/dorothy-ko... See you there, yes? X
Happy New Year all!
Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo:
"I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight."
(I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)
Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo:
"I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight."
(I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)
January 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy New Year all!
Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo:
"I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight."
(I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)
Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo:
"I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight."
(I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)
There's an enormously long corridor at the site where I'm doing contract work atm. It's crazy long - like you can barely make out people's faces at the far end.
The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵
The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 AM
There's an enormously long corridor at the site where I'm doing contract work atm. It's crazy long - like you can barely make out people's faces at the far end.
The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵
The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵
I LOVE a Nikki Smith humdinger! Can't wait for this. 🤩
Am so excited to reveal the cover of my new book #TheyHadItComing 😃😃😎
It’s set in Bali amongst the digital nomad community and features two couples who are out for revenge.
Out in May, retweets & pre-orders much appreciated!
(And thank you Viking @penguinbooks.bsky.social for the fab video!)
It’s set in Bali amongst the digital nomad community and features two couples who are out for revenge.
Out in May, retweets & pre-orders much appreciated!
(And thank you Viking @penguinbooks.bsky.social for the fab video!)
November 21, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I LOVE a Nikki Smith humdinger! Can't wait for this. 🤩
This mucker is at the next table in the coffee shop and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON WRITING?!
November 21, 2024 at 11:42 AM
This mucker is at the next table in the coffee shop and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON WRITING?!
I made pecan pie, and had a load of leftover mix from having assumed my pie dish was the size of the Atlantic.
I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit."
LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS.
#mostsatisfyingthingever
I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit."
LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS.
#mostsatisfyingthingever
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I made pecan pie, and had a load of leftover mix from having assumed my pie dish was the size of the Atlantic.
I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit."
LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS.
#mostsatisfyingthingever
I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit."
LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS.
#mostsatisfyingthingever
I can confirm that this sometimes happens in my industry.
I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I can confirm that this sometimes happens in my industry.
How many of the 1k quote shares of this are like:
"Most high res photo of Uranus yet."
Asking for a friend...
"Most high res photo of Uranus yet."
Asking for a friend...
High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 PM
How many of the 1k quote shares of this are like:
"Most high res photo of Uranus yet."
Asking for a friend...
"Most high res photo of Uranus yet."
Asking for a friend...
Ok, I'm in! Who else?
Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Ok, I'm in! Who else?
Waiting for next teacher at 14yo's parents' evening, I find myself remembering my proudest one:
Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done."
🥰😂😂
Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done."
🥰😂😂
November 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Waiting for next teacher at 14yo's parents' evening, I find myself remembering my proudest one:
Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done."
🥰😂😂
Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done."
🥰😂😂