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Hurricane Himbo
@gymbojuppers.bsky.social
Weightlifting, rugby playing nerd.
Fan of DND/WH40k, Formula 1 and memes

👬 @shepsthescoundrel
Me mixing X-lube in the hotel room
December 31, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Reskeet a good pump
December 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Merry Plaguemas 🎅🎄

With @shepsthescoundrel.bsky.social’s corpse
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
White briefs thread 🧵
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 AM
If you’re unsure how to make a mimosa follow this simple recipe
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
“Is it too early to drink” is not a question for Christmas Day.

There is no “too early” there is only “open another bottle”
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Drop the Lock Screen
December 11, 2024 at 1:33 PM
“Let’s go get this bread”

I say to myself while unemployed as I walk to the bakery
December 9, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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I hate Gay Christmas. What do you mean you have an unofficial unlicensed bauble of a local drag queen on her break between brunches.
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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I hate Gay Christmas. What do you mean you have an officially licensed Jessica Rabbit shopping for presents ornament on your Christmas tree.
December 1, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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It’s Friday night and that means chippy tea 🥰
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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My tits are down here. Stop looking me in the eye.
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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I was going through old photos and noticed that we always seem to be on the same side like Ant&Dec 😂
November 28, 2024 at 8:57 PM
My watch said
“Stop singing defying gravity f@ggot you can’t hit the note”
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 PM
No GAY has all 6:
- A Job ❌
- Good relationship with father ✅
- Neurotypical brain ❌
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
- Ginger ❌
No GAY has all 6:
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father ✅
- Neurotypical brain ✅
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ❌
- Ginger ❌
No GAY has all 6:
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father ❌
- Neurotypical brain ❌
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
- Ginger ❌
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Forgot my headphones how will I silence the voices????
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Live footage of me while him and the dog cuddle under the duvet
November 21, 2024 at 7:38 AM
@shepsthescoundrel.bsky.social didn’t know Cher had a Christmas song.

BUT IM THE GRINCH IN OUR RELATIONSHIP?!
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
2 pics with your better half 💖
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Jersey train
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 AM
November 18, 2024 at 9:01 AM
🤭🤭
Hey single people.
What’s it like being able to start and binge watch a show whenever you want without having to wait for your partner who said they didn’t want to watch it with you and then got overly invested in it and now they won’t miss an episode? Is it nice? I imagine it’s nice.
November 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM