Literally just a bear
@gydra.bsky.social
The coldest whore at the party
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More caffeine could fix me
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More caffeine could fix me
If you like IPA’s you have a piss fetish
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you like IPA’s you have a piss fetish
I wish Scottish people were real
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I wish Scottish people were real
This is how it feels to shit high as balls
March 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is how it feels to shit high as balls
Haha straight up shucking it, and by it, well. let’s justr say. My corn
February 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Haha straight up shucking it, and by it, well. let’s justr say. My corn
Doing homework for my Fucking Your Mom class. You wouldn’t guess where I am rn
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Doing homework for my Fucking Your Mom class. You wouldn’t guess where I am rn
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If these mice want to live in my house they’ll have to live by my rules: bed time’s at 9 except on Fridays when we stay up late and watch movies
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If these mice want to live in my house they’ll have to live by my rules: bed time’s at 9 except on Fridays when we stay up late and watch movies
Forcing my friends to play my silly ttrpgs is actually a way to subtly reference my nichest interests through “worldbuilding”
February 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Forcing my friends to play my silly ttrpgs is actually a way to subtly reference my nichest interests through “worldbuilding”
Tolerance to caffeine is another one of God’s challenges. He wants me to prove that humans CAN and WILL safely drink far more than the FDA recommended limit of 400mg. Truly a character building exercise for the ages
February 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tolerance to caffeine is another one of God’s challenges. He wants me to prove that humans CAN and WILL safely drink far more than the FDA recommended limit of 400mg. Truly a character building exercise for the ages
If I don’t get a job when I graduate I’m literally starting a side hustle maintaining pools I have the credentials
February 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I don’t get a job when I graduate I’m literally starting a side hustle maintaining pools I have the credentials
Do I learn Chinese in preparation for the fall of the United States empire
February 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Do I learn Chinese in preparation for the fall of the United States empire
Chat how do we feel about mayonnaise?
(This is for scientific purposes)
(This is for scientific purposes)
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Chat how do we feel about mayonnaise?
(This is for scientific purposes)
(This is for scientific purposes)
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I should eat.
*makes coffee
*makes coffee
February 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I should eat.
*makes coffee
*makes coffee
The headache from a hangover is actually your brain unlocking its magic powers. Alcohol is the key and they are hiding it from you.
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The headache from a hangover is actually your brain unlocking its magic powers. Alcohol is the key and they are hiding it from you.
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drinking coffee at 6pm is fine actually because i said so
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
drinking coffee at 6pm is fine actually because i said so
It’s not a caffeine addiction if youre in college
January 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s not a caffeine addiction if youre in college
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sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink
@princefaisalhabi.bsky.social gotta be my favorite follower thank you prince habibi
January 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
@princefaisalhabi.bsky.social gotta be my favorite follower thank you prince habibi
Who wants to join my niche bluesky micro celebrity hype house
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Who wants to join my niche bluesky micro celebrity hype house
That burrito is doing insane work on my gastrointestinal system rn
January 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That burrito is doing insane work on my gastrointestinal system rn
Thinking about salmon
January 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thinking about salmon