Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣
@gwenindoubt.bsky.social
I'm just a woman made of small horrors.
🌈 writing | art | hockey 🏒 🦑
Kraken | Flyers
Goaltender and goalie enthusiast.
she/her
🌈 writing | art | hockey 🏒 🦑
Kraken | Flyers
Goaltender and goalie enthusiast.
she/her
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You know what?
Seattle Kraken art thread.
ROLL THE FILM.
(The first. The original. The Kiss)
Seattle Kraken art thread.
ROLL THE FILM.
(The first. The original. The Kiss)
Every year, at the very end of it, we get a taste of how our lives could be, structuring our days like cats structure theirs, soft and warmly lit.
And then every January, we return to the harsh and florescent.
And then every January, we return to the harsh and florescent.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Every year, at the very end of it, we get a taste of how our lives could be, structuring our days like cats structure theirs, soft and warmly lit.
And then every January, we return to the harsh and florescent.
And then every January, we return to the harsh and florescent.
Ah yes, the four genders:
the pursued
the pursuing
the busy and
the tired.
the pursued
the pursuing
the busy and
the tired.
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ah yes, the four genders:
the pursued
the pursuing
the busy and
the tired.
the pursued
the pursuing
the busy and
the tired.
I love telling literally any man that I'm going to get a haircut and watching the light leave his eyes.
You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).
You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love telling literally any man that I'm going to get a haircut and watching the light leave his eyes.
You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).
You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).
The smartest person you know is also the dumbest person you know and often at the same time.
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The smartest person you know is also the dumbest person you know and often at the same time.
Brought to you by Grillo's Pickles.
Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Brought to you by Grillo's Pickles.
Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.
October 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.
You ever open the door for someone to know you - to ask questions and be interested and allow you to show yourself - and they simply refuse to nudge the door even a little with their toe?
October 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You ever open the door for someone to know you - to ask questions and be interested and allow you to show yourself - and they simply refuse to nudge the door even a little with their toe?
I will not confront my grief as if she is my enemy.
I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.
I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I will not confront my grief as if she is my enemy.
I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.
I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.
Happy Manon Rhéaume day to all who celebrate!
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Happy Manon Rhéaume day to all who celebrate!
I am at the end of my rope - anyone want anything while I'm there?
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am at the end of my rope - anyone want anything while I'm there?
I continue to find myself lying on the floor.
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I continue to find myself lying on the floor.
Sorry, can't talk. Too busy measuring things with my heart.
September 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Sorry, can't talk. Too busy measuring things with my heart.
I'm developing so many fractures that surely it is in my foundation now and I fear a building inspector will condemn me.
September 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm developing so many fractures that surely it is in my foundation now and I fear a building inspector will condemn me.
If things could calm down for even a minute so my nervous system could regulate itself, I'd appreciate it.
September 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If things could calm down for even a minute so my nervous system could regulate itself, I'd appreciate it.
Why do people always want to talk about feelings?
For me, it is enough that I feel them.
For me, it is enough that I feel them.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why do people always want to talk about feelings?
For me, it is enough that I feel them.
For me, it is enough that I feel them.
I can actively see that I'm not having a baja blast right now and instead of trying to have a meaningful conversation I am *checks notes* sending a variety of people reels in the hopes of momentarily tethering to a sense of shared hope and whimsy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I can actively see that I'm not having a baja blast right now and instead of trying to have a meaningful conversation I am *checks notes* sending a variety of people reels in the hopes of momentarily tethering to a sense of shared hope and whimsy.
"Ah, but that's all you know, isn't it, Will? The worn, familiar pattern? And it feels good, doesn't it, a little? To feel bad in such a comfortable way?"
Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.
Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Ah, but that's all you know, isn't it, Will? The worn, familiar pattern? And it feels good, doesn't it, a little? To feel bad in such a comfortable way?"
Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.
Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.
Generally, I feel like I'm broken in ways that make me fascinating to look at but impossible to hold.
September 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Generally, I feel like I'm broken in ways that make me fascinating to look at but impossible to hold.
Objectively, it's cool as hell that the body can just? put bones back together? and the process is calling knitting?
Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.
Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.
September 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Objectively, it's cool as hell that the body can just? put bones back together? and the process is calling knitting?
Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.
Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.
I was at an old rail station that's a converted linear running trail now watching two pigeons flit around behind a chain link fence.
You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was at an old rail station that's a converted linear running trail now watching two pigeons flit around behind a chain link fence.
You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?
August 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?
Reposted by Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣
Oops! All Goalies, the goalie-only game, is under way at Kraken Community Iceplex.
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oops! All Goalies, the goalie-only game, is under way at Kraken Community Iceplex.
What's a manic pixie dream girl, but in her late thirties?
Because I fear it is me.
Because I fear it is me.
August 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What's a manic pixie dream girl, but in her late thirties?
Because I fear it is me.
Because I fear it is me.
I have mad respect for diners that put a truly obscene amount of butter on their toast.
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have mad respect for diners that put a truly obscene amount of butter on their toast.