Gwennifred
gwen-eats.bsky.social
Gwennifred
@gwen-eats.bsky.social
Shut up and organize
Trivia on groundhog day means listening to 'i got you babe" lime 40 fucking times
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Will die mad at the secretly wealthy college friends doing a fucking bumspringa, sending venmo requests for their food insecure friends for like a half a walking taco
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Really just the absolute floor of demands that ICE must be abolished, dismantled, and everyone involved with its creation held accountable.
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Physical Asia has opened up so many opportunities for me to talk about Mongolian eagle hunters
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Is OpenAI a turkey because this headline is a stonecold murder
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Coworkers will roast me for getting Popeyes and come in with Dunkies 3 days a week.

Both places are gonna fuck up our orders, I know mine will be edible tho
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*hits the pen*

You think white chefs keep tryna "elevate" Asian and brown American/South American food because how bad we fucking body them with their own pastries?
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Really a WFP win here. The Democratic platform is still hot dogshit
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fucking typical Staten Island
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
As a Filippino I resonate with One Piece bc everything dope is just a descriptive of it repeated twice
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Proud of that one tbh
October 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Anyway, here's what my queer leftist group chats look like
October 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Impossible to not love snuffy
October 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We fucked up

Moussaka could've been called Kababbler
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tiktok now: COME WITH ME TO TRY THE VIRAL |-elcome to my debate with a demontor, to|- EVERY TIE TO EPSTEI |- does any one else hate fatties and and minorities in public?

Me quietly sobbing: ᴾᶦᵍᵍʸ ᵈᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿ' *ˢⁿᶦᶠᶠ*
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This app is still weird.

Like organic progressive content is rare, it's a greenhouse for DNC taking points, and the search results for "LEFTIST" are willlllllld
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Microfiche®
September 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It's a dead fact that if you're earnestly posting the words "what's a furry?" on the Internet; log off. It's too late. You will never catch up

Take up HaM radio and enjoy your life instead
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
All these white women holding space for Kirk, c'mon it's not like he was your boyfr-.......
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Oh no, honey 🥺
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can't beat the rebrand that let corporate raiders hide behind "private equity"

Let's bring it back tho
August 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
2026 headlines are gonna be like: my sous vide machine reported me to the ATF
August 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Valid!
August 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How are ppl watching The Hunting wives? It's like a bot watched 80 years of Hallmark movies and was asked to make a gay suspense thriller
August 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can someone use AI to spam every corner of the internet with fake Disney IP and Raytheon admins SSNs so it gets throttled?

Y'all are out of control
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM