gwastraff
@gwastraff.bsky.social
catholic contraceptive route map, nyc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
catholic contraceptive route map, nyc.
4 pints is perfect. any more than 6 you're going to be a cunt. pubs should be open for 3 hours at a time.
if you disagree you're 12.
if you disagree you're 12.
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
4 pints is perfect. any more than 6 you're going to be a cunt. pubs should be open for 3 hours at a time.
if you disagree you're 12.
if you disagree you're 12.
fucking movember. I've had a stache since 2015. my culture is not your costume.
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
fucking movember. I've had a stache since 2015. my culture is not your costume.
my group of friends spans from the 1970s-1990s with nary a mention of it.
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
my group of friends spans from the 1970s-1990s with nary a mention of it.
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
alright non-nazi twitter? it's been a while. been living my hot girl summer, but now I'm in a chunky knit it's time to maybe give this another punt.
anything happened in the news recently?
anything happened in the news recently?
September 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
alright non-nazi twitter? it's been a while. been living my hot girl summer, but now I'm in a chunky knit it's time to maybe give this another punt.
anything happened in the news recently?
anything happened in the news recently?
discovering there's only two sheets of paper left once you've already been on the toilet for five minutes is equal parts a lesson in frugality and origami.
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
discovering there's only two sheets of paper left once you've already been on the toilet for five minutes is equal parts a lesson in frugality and origami.
if oasis were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the fucking curtains.
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
if oasis were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the fucking curtains.
been awake since 5am local (3am UK/body clock)
June 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
been awake since 5am local (3am UK/body clock)
don't worry I won't, you fucking lunatic.
June 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
don't worry I won't, you fucking lunatic.
in the airport and there's a poshboy stag do next to us.
hope they enjoy sharing their singular gram of persil they buy from a meathulk in Riga for two hundred euros.
hope they enjoy sharing their singular gram of persil they buy from a meathulk in Riga for two hundred euros.
June 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
in the airport and there's a poshboy stag do next to us.
hope they enjoy sharing their singular gram of persil they buy from a meathulk in Riga for two hundred euros.
hope they enjoy sharing their singular gram of persil they buy from a meathulk in Riga for two hundred euros.
silly little lunchbreak walk in the metropolis of london.
June 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
silly little lunchbreak walk in the metropolis of london.
how your email finds me
May 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
how your email finds me
bear with, just popping down the bookies.
May 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
bear with, just popping down the bookies.
went out to do the recycling. got back to realise I'd locked myself out. wife is on the other side of the borough.
...pub it is.
...pub it is.
May 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
went out to do the recycling. got back to realise I'd locked myself out. wife is on the other side of the borough.
...pub it is.
...pub it is.
wishing all ham-faced bigots a happy ** ******'s day. keep guarding those monuments guys.
also to my pleasant english friends, happy day you couldn't give a fig about.
also to my pleasant english friends, happy day you couldn't give a fig about.
April 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
wishing all ham-faced bigots a happy ** ******'s day. keep guarding those monuments guys.
also to my pleasant english friends, happy day you couldn't give a fig about.
also to my pleasant english friends, happy day you couldn't give a fig about.
put it in the fucking bin.
April 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
put it in the fucking bin.
isn’t today the day where jacob rees-mogg says "yay he has risen, ee aye ee aye oh"?
fucking melt.
fucking melt.
April 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
isn’t today the day where jacob rees-mogg says "yay he has risen, ee aye ee aye oh"?
fucking melt.
fucking melt.
this is clapham junction. please remember to take all your class a's with you when you leave the train.
April 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is clapham junction. please remember to take all your class a's with you when you leave the train.
so it seems the US are now buying ad space for war propaganda. Lockheed Martin are an American company and this ad campaign is clearly designed to instill a sense of dependency on US assets.
either that or google ad services reckons I'm in the market for a $100,000,000 jet fighter.
either that or google ad services reckons I'm in the market for a $100,000,000 jet fighter.
March 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
so it seems the US are now buying ad space for war propaganda. Lockheed Martin are an American company and this ad campaign is clearly designed to instill a sense of dependency on US assets.
either that or google ad services reckons I'm in the market for a $100,000,000 jet fighter.
either that or google ad services reckons I'm in the market for a $100,000,000 jet fighter.
as a motorcyclist who lives 4 miles from the runway...
do the coolest thing ever, heathrow.
do the coolest thing ever, heathrow.
March 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
as a motorcyclist who lives 4 miles from the runway...
do the coolest thing ever, heathrow.
do the coolest thing ever, heathrow.
when you're a greengrocer who wants your lover to be more expressive in the bedroom
March 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
when you're a greengrocer who wants your lover to be more expressive in the bedroom
my council tax is going up by nearly 5% and I'm out on the piss in south london, if anyone wants their jaw tested.
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
my council tax is going up by nearly 5% and I'm out on the piss in south london, if anyone wants their jaw tested.