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There is no certainty, only opportunity. Audere Est Facere
@alasdairgold.bsky.social

What is this propaganda from Frank about Vinai “knowing patience”.

Ange with a historically injury ravaged squad, a lesser squad than Frank has, Won a euro 🏆 where others failed for 40 years but he doesn’t get “patience”? the guy who’s won fuck all,EVER! gets patience?🤬🖕
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
PSA:🚨‼️

When our fullbacks inverted into midfield (just like Pep, Slot, Xavi, etc) and we had our starters (not Archie & Davies) not only were we defensively more solid than Frank, but we had better midfield central play.

Injuries fucked us, not tactics, dummies said otherwise.

#coys
#thfc
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The hypocrisy in Vinai suggesting that Ange with a worse squad than Frank, who won a 🏆 after 17yrs of others failing to do so didn’t deserve patience, but the guy that’s never won a fucking thing and plays turgid football deserves all the patience is a load of horseshit

Fuck off!!

#enicOUT
#coys
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I want top 7 minimum + a FA Cup.

If CPFC can do it (with a Glasner, who our fans think is shit and boring), and Ange can win a European trophy with the worse injury crisis and a lesser squad than Frank.

Then surely…SURELY Frank can “adapt” and better it —winning us the FA Cup.

#coys
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
There are lots of people spending money trying to get people to forget real fucked up things as they try to install new regimes.

This applies to real life, and football.

Never forget what we have had, don’t accept less than.

#fuckOffTrump
#ENICOUT

#californiaLove
#coys
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Do I need to explain why this would be bad for us and the league?

Our only hope is that Ratclife a the DOF there fuck it up still. If they don’t, he will return them to win a league.

Perhaps we could trick them into taking Lange as a new DOF?
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
“Culture eats Strategy for breakfast” is unfortunately a polarizing statement. In truth you need both, but org’s that do prioritize culture are more enjoyable, driven and, as a result, more successful

At Spurs ENIC have demonstrated for 25yrs they do not understand the importance of culture.

#coys
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
So, what do we all think of a CEO’s judgement after appointing a key position in Co-Sporting Director demoting another in the process only for that newly appointed pivotal figure to get the fuck out within 3 months?

What does that say about the day to day and direction of the project?

#coys
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Cesc Fabredeuche has been coaching this kid to play free flowing footy, Spurs a club Cesc hates employed a coach thats never won anything & doesn’t play that football submits a deluded bid.
If this post comes across as negative it’s b/c the truth is negative. #coys

www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/t...
Tottenham have been 'pushing hard' for £61m playmaker but he wants another club
Tottenham Hotspur were prepared to break the bank for a young attacker in the summer, but the player has other plans for his future.
www.spurs-web.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
ENIC is the issue… it wasn’t just a Levy thing. That’s bullshit.

He wasn’t running the club in a way the Lewis family didn’t want.

It’s all a con. They need to sell or we will never achieve our goals, it will be just a series of false flag events.

ENIC v26.5
Watched this for the first time since the week it happened.

Didn’t love the football, but he’s not all wrong.

Last sentence “they can change the manager but the situation won’t change” - would love to know what Conte’s reaction to Ange’s sacking was.

youtu.be/4XGT4YJdfiA?...
Antonio Conte's press conference rant after Tottenham drew 3-3 with Southampton
YouTube video by Sky Sports News
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January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Getting the best out of AVAILABLE players to deliver a trophy, trying to change losing culture.

Imagine seeing this and thinking, yeah, this guy has to go.

ENIC / Lewis’s DID

Players not motivated when Frank shits on what they achieved shouldn’t be a surprise.

youtube.com/shorts/_RNdG...
Ange Postecoglou thanks Spurs players families after Europa League win
YouTube video by The Project
youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Waiting for #THFC January transfer news like
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at someone .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
@alasdairgold.bsky.social

Why haven’t we gone in for Wharton? 100m+ wages… Wharton is a system independent signing that changes the game for us in midfield.

If it’s ENIC v2.0 not ENIC v26.5 then why is that not happening?

We have the money…

I suspect Lewis’s are FOS and its ENIC v26.5

#coys
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
With all the resources to data & knowledge how are so many people apathetic & gullible?

Ironically the mechanisms that democratized knowledge (the internet & access) are the very same tools used to con people that 1 very small truth wrapped in many lies is still a truth & spreads like wildfire.
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The first half was better… not great, just better. But even that didn’t last. We ultimately drew a game we should have won against a depleted Sunderland.

The thing about realism & facts are that when things are actually positive then so are the posts.

25 years of ENIC false hope shapes you.
#coys
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oh look, it’s being reported that Utd Santander in the summer.

What were the chances…
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So, Wharton… lots of fans want Wharton for his progressive passing stats.

Looks like we are not in for him at all.

Why is that?

Apparently we need another winger first.

Not a striker, despite not having a goalscorer.

90m + for Wharton 200k per wages are ok with ENIC 2.0 right?

#coys
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So Amorim & Maresca are gone.

The candidates we would have to choose from dwindle further.

Farke, Pep Lijnders are 2 options as Frank’s post-season replacements. I would be open to learning more about them and maybe installing them as rebuilders of our club.

Anyone else?

#coys
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Fans have been hoodwinked yet again.

The appointment of TF wasn’t about winning the Prem or UCL.

There is no way you can look at TF body of work & think he knows how to win anything let alone while playing attacking football.

Fans will fan (myself included) but this football is offensive.
#coys
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Come on, that’s not a yellow, pushing someone needlessly and violently into an advertising board that could injure them…

It’s a red.
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Bullshit!

that’s not natural from Reece James…

It’s not natural to look down at your opponents foot and stand on it after you have kicked the ball with that foot.

Piss off LeSaux
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
City are quicker in transition than they used to be, it took first 10 or so games this season to figure out. The change looks like the influence of the other Pep they have as assistant.

2 Pep’s

Greedy pricks

Shit, maybe we give Pep Lijnders a go next season?

He a winner, a good coach too.
#coys
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Interesting hearing NBC premier league coverage panel say how unacceptable the football is from Chelsea when it’s absolutely FrankBall.the FrankBall they said Spurs fans should be happy with b/c you know… Ange.

Ange, the guy that calculated no relegation, but let’s get a trophy.

Piss off!
#coys
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Chelsea playing FrankBall… love to see it.

Wait…

Can’t we just give them Frank?
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM