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Guvana
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/ɡuːˈvɑːnə/

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therapist says i need to "express myself" so here i am. ✨✨
so i'm on my 3rd oneplus in a row (6, 8 pro, 13) all day one preorders.

just gotta say i'm so fucking happy with these phones. literally zero issues, plus they're a total conversation starter.

the gag is my iphone (my secondary) and m1 ipad cause me way more problems.

make it make sense.
August 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
vor langer zeit lebten alle tarifbereiche zusammen in harmonie. doch dann erklärte uns das FDP-finanzminsterium den krieg und alles änderte sich. nur das 9-euro-ticket, herr aller transportmittel, hätte sie aufhalten können. aber als die welt ihn am meisten brauchte, verschwand er.
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
happy holidays, y'all! it's the most wonderful time of the year, or whatever.
tbh, this year was kinda a wild ride but somehow, things actually...worked out? like, surprisingly well? how did that even happen?

love y'all. stay hydrated. 💜
December 24, 2024 at 11:46 AM
die ampel ist wie meine mentale gesundheit.
an einem mann zerbrochen.
November 11, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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im a fennec boi now :p
September 29, 2024 at 3:10 PM
you've heard of brat summer, now it's time for bottom autumn.
September 7, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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hes a humble fox!
September 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
would you still love me if i was a poorly compressed jpeg with a transparent background, that’s not actually a transparent background but just that white and gray checkered pattern and when you download the image you realize it’s not actually transparent and feel really disappointed about it?
🥺👉👈
August 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM
god bless the fool that's gonna be my husband cause we're gonna get married at the ikea smaland kids place.
July 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
be cringe, be yourself, be happy!
July 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
fun fact: i once almost joined a "gay sex cult". thankfully, my gut feeling kept me safe. advice: trust your instincts and watch out for groups that seem too good to be true. don't be swayed by empty promises. stay safe.
June 30, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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June 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Hwappy pwide mwonth ewereybwody. Ich bin heute nackt (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
June 1, 2024 at 5:23 PM
cw: helluva boss spoiler:

helluva boss really said "let's make the gays cry today" with this episode. the parallels between stolas' situation and my own dating life are uncanny. why do i always fall for emotionally unavailable people?
June 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM
maybe the real lego is the nails we lost along the way
May 25, 2024 at 3:38 PM
imagine a world where we could just be ourselves without fear of judgement. let's make that world a reality! happy idahobit day!
May 17, 2024 at 1:43 PM
is it just me or does fruit ninja have a weird homoerotic vibe? like, all that fruit slicing is kinda...intense. 😳
May 4, 2024 at 12:21 PM
adulting is hard, but at least there are sanrio x yu-gi-oh happy meals and the potential to smooch every cute dude who's down. ✨
May 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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April 15, 2024 at 12:06 AM
"it’s a proof of concept”
then don’t release it until it proves the concept.
April 15, 2024 at 1:49 AM
oops i’m violently nauseous, time to eat.
April 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
these hips do lie, and they lied to you. shakira shakira.
😔✊
April 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
i lowkey forgot pandas were bears.
April 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
i was thinking of saying i'm opening an only fans as an april fool's joke but like...it's not that far off from the truth tbh
April 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM