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Sterling Morrison
@gutterviking.bsky.social
not qualified for anything. Good at some things. Horrible at most things. Unsure about everything.
35, Norse Pagan, Truck Driver, Anarchosocialist, Redneck
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There are too many bbq-flavored sports teams
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Weird how my family cant grasp the idea that some people want to add or subtract bits and pieces of themselves to better fit how they feel and would like to exist but don't bat at eye at the NumberBlocks
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Sterling Morrison
Parrying is a lie by Big Monster to fool heroes into getting hit by attacks they could easily dodge
August 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Charleston Girl" by #TylerChilders isn't about #SierraFerrell. It's about Corinna Collins from Season 4 of #BoyMeetsWorld
a woman is playing a guitar in a diner while talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is playing a guitar in a diner while talking to a man .
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August 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Most people when they get low on dough will either discard the excess or make smaller versions of that baked good until the dough is used up"

Meanwhile, me:
August 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It really is important to revisit different media. You'll notice little things every time. This is my 4th rewatch of Ted Lasso and this time I noted the segways between scenes sometimes bleed into eachother in different ways. Atleast once per episode
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
#TylerChilders Dropping a "How To Eat The Rich" recipe as the first track on the album is the summer/fall 2025 vibe I need
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I understand that language is fluid and changes with culture but I need gamers to stop saying "Micro transaction" when they mean "In Game Purchases". Please watch Superman III or Office Space.
July 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the latest addition to the "My Appalachia" playlist on YTMusic is "Hillbilly Hymn (Okra & Cigarettes)" by @nathanevansfox.bsky.social. go give him a follow, stream the song where you like & hopefully you also checkout the playlist.
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July 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
TIL my mom snores EXACTLY like one of the family dogs and, before you ask, no, it's not the one that sleeps at the foot of her bed every night
July 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh yeah sure, maga, "iTs ThE gUlF oF aMeRiCa NoW" until Keep The Wolves Away by Uncle Lucius comes on. All of a sudden it's back to reality for 5 minutes
July 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
squid game vs squid game fans is really weird.
The only answer to how you would survive the game is killing the suit guy and/or coming after the game masters.
Why are we making reality shows and fortnite dlcs playing the game? The point of the art is that it shouldn't be like this
June 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a season 1 Doctor that was absolutely crushing it left early because RTD didn't value his actors enough to care, id have 2 nickels which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
June 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Annual reminder that Christians didn't have the rainbow first. The rainbow was a bridge between worlds operated by an all-seeing pagan god who was born biologically from a 9-lesbian polycule. #norsemythology #childrenofthebifrost #Norsesky #pride2025 #pride
June 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@maximumfun.org y'all cool with this tour title?
June 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yeah just gonna stop looking up people that ghosted me. There was one person I was convinced had died but...I got curious and now I just feel like shit. I'm glad I'm a different person but they don't wanna hear about it.
June 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yes. The world isn't always black & white but sometimes it is. Infact, sometimes, it's so black & white that Anish Kapoor & Stuart Semple have a lawsuit about it.
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
@samreich.bsky.social just letting you know, Jacob needs a travel show
April 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tokin on some Tolkien
April 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guys. What if time travel causes dementia?
April 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I would take Yellowstone 1923 more seriously if Harrison Ford's hat didn't look like an Arby's commercial
a man in a cowboy hat stands next to a woman
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat stands next to a woman
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April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Listening to hunger games at work. haven't read since the first movie. Was psyched to see Tatiana Maslany was the reader. remembered she's Canadian. GREAT at accents but glad she didn't go too hard with one here despite where Katniss is from. She said Appalachia right. All I care aboot.
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Give Emily her fuckin cats back
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM