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KarlBear
@gusterbear.bsky.social
Legal baby basset hound assisted by bestfriend Luther the dachshund and bestfriend Kid

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Hihihi. Karls and Luther had kissytime and then Kid made delicious meal.
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Hihi. Karls did smol vestigate. No holes! Lots of sticks! One large ditch!
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Hihihi. Kid did yardworks in front yard (illegal) and made big salad. Karls had bellpepper shares!
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hihihi. Hole Patrol Report!
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hihihi. Karls did shouts in yard! And shouts on walkies!
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hihi. Can turtles wear coats?
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hihi. Karls has maximum sunshines and Kid says doggies can have unlimited yardtimes!
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hihihi. Kid made fancy breakfast hash. Doggies had sunshinetimes!
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Hihi. Karls will fax cookies to nice horseys!
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Hihihi. Sometimes is good to just watch Lympics and hug bestfriend.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Hihihi. Kid did not want to get too sad today so she made cookies. Tried making dog shaped cookies then gave up and just made round cookies. Karls helped with frostings.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Hihihi. Hole Patrol meeting! Kid says doggies look like they are making music video.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Hihi. Karls gets to attend zoom class later today! Is like meeting but on Kidphone and Karls is paid to be nice quiet doggy.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Hihi. Benji could easily hide in pocket!
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Four years ago today I lost my Dad, who was the best and kindest father I could imagine. I miss him every day and wish I could give him one more hug, share one more meal, or laugh so hard our stomachs hurt just once more.
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Yum!
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Hihihi. Kid got fancy balsamic vinegar at night market and is putting it in everything.
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Hihihi. Kid says “are you eating hole dirt Karls?”

Karls is very busy, Kid. Does not have time for Q&A.
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It was one of the coolest things I have ever seen in person! I am going to try to go to more lunar new year events to see it again!
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Hihihi. Karls did not do Official Hole Patrol due to stoopid skyboom superbowl so here are pictures from yesterday when Karls had Things to Say About Holes.
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I did some detective work: the food truck makes their own honey garlic mustard. I may start stalking this food truck.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It was so tasty. I wish I had asked where they got it!
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Ham and bacon and turkey and special sweet mustard!
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hihihi. Before stoopid superbowl started and scary big booms Kid gave Karls new teddybear. Is best bear.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Yes! I had Himalayan dumplings with beef and pepper jack and half of a deluxe grilled cheese! Everything was delicious!
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM