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lame ass work selfie for the tl lol
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
lame ass work selfie for the tl lol
the Pilot G2 is not a good pen and is actually very mediocre
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the Pilot G2 is not a good pen and is actually very mediocre
a bitch gassed like a texaco, i mean a bitch off shore like a mexico 🗣️
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 AM
a bitch gassed like a texaco, i mean a bitch off shore like a mexico 🗣️
fun fact: when elon bought twitter i turned off auto updates so my app would never change to the X logo, and i accidentally updated it today 😭
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
fun fact: when elon bought twitter i turned off auto updates so my app would never change to the X logo, and i accidentally updated it today 😭
pump was good yesterday :D
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
pump was good yesterday :D
madison beer is so hot
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
madison beer is so hot
tried on my tux for my work party and my ass has grown alot in two years bc looks insane lol
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
tried on my tux for my work party and my ass has grown alot in two years bc looks insane lol
really want to get back into playing cello again 🙇🏼♂️
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
really want to get back into playing cello again 🙇🏼♂️
another gym pic…imagine how tired we are
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
another gym pic…imagine how tired we are
i’m obsessed with how low power mode turns your phone into a laggy piece of shit
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i’m obsessed with how low power mode turns your phone into a laggy piece of shit
listening to meg in the gym…i love being a houston hottie 🙂↕️
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
listening to meg in the gym…i love being a houston hottie 🙂↕️
determined to get hotter this year 🫡
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
determined to get hotter this year 🫡
boiling myself
(bath is too hot)
(bath is too hot)
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
boiling myself
(bath is too hot)
(bath is too hot)
someone made a tiktok account and it’s all ai videos of chili’s in seattle and im going to throw up
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
someone made a tiktok account and it’s all ai videos of chili’s in seattle and im going to throw up
insane to think that i used to run 30 miles a week
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
insane to think that i used to run 30 miles a week
you WILL wear a speedo in mexico
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you WILL wear a speedo in mexico
the lady at chipotle who made my bowl needs her ass ate
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the lady at chipotle who made my bowl needs her ass ate
ass will get even fatter in 2026 🙂↕️🙏
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
ass will get even fatter in 2026 🙂↕️🙏
circling back to this lol
nicki devolving into a maga bum is really a dbq-worthy series of events
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
circling back to this lol
my greatest achievement in life was running into beyoncé at the post oak target
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
my greatest achievement in life was running into beyoncé at the post oak target
i’m about to beat this delivery drivers ass the way he just delivered my package…
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i’m about to beat this delivery drivers ass the way he just delivered my package…
wearing the thinnest pajamas while walking my dog and my dick is freezing
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
wearing the thinnest pajamas while walking my dog and my dick is freezing
yes baby yes yes baby yes
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
yes baby yes yes baby yes