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Hiding from radical Republican shooters.
@maddow.msnbc.com I guess Mobile doesn't matter....
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So MAGATS are fine with him destroying the White House - which is actual history - but they were outraged when Cracker Barrel updated their logo?

Get your life together assholes.

#TrumpShutdown
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Free The #AlabamaPenis 🍆
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tried the new steak nuggets from @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social.

Um, no.
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Maybe white people are just light skinned African Americans...
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can you imagine if I acted as stupid as NFL players after I do my job?

The main difference is that my job affects lives.
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it done?
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Should we start documenting every American whether they are MAGA? That way, when we wrestle our country back from the grip of fascism, it will be easier to round them up.

#ILoveANTIFA
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is Laura Inghram a cunt?
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is Steven Cheung in Dune?
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is Sean Duffy a dick?
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember when President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

Good times.
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The market is tanking.

I'm here for it.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
He says gas prices are down.

LIES!!!!

#ThanksTrump
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Kirk is so chonky.
October 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am so grateful to Trump for the TrumpEpstein shutdown.

This gives me the incredible opportunity to hear white, fat, MAGATS cry about losing their healthcare via Medicaid and Medicare.

Oh trust honey, they scared.
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I will not accept that fradulent $1 coin at my place of business.
October 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can we all just say "Fuck this shit." and just burn it down?

We are so fucked.
October 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Now he is allowed to be full.on racist?

FUCK THE GOP.

EVERY LAST ONE.
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don't want any Caucasian males in my bathrooms.

I just want to use the urinals in peace.
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Another shooting.... thoughts and prayers.
September 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When I die, you know who will be at fault.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love crushed ice
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Let me get this gay.

Farmers are mad that ICE are deporting their workers.

They had to have known they were here illegally. But nothing that happens to them as the employer.

Now, they are going to get bailed out with illegal tarrifs?

This is bullshit.
September 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM