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cuervo (no pronouns)
@gumslide.bsky.social
lover of all (most) things obscene, relishing in earthly delights and grief 24/7

if we didn't navigate conflict together, is it even real?

artist 🤙 bitch 🤬 cunt 🥰 loudmouth 🗣️

https://gumslide.neocities.org/tsq/
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oh by the way i am also an artist and here's where you can find me:
gumslide.neocities.org
and here's how you can support me:
ko-fi.com/gumslide
www.patreon.com/loser_brigade
venmo and cashapp are also both @gumslide if you are feeling generous
wow this place sucks. ive been boiled!
July 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Micro plastics
July 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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wow. didn’t realize how fatphobic ppl are. at least online publicly online.

honestly so heartbreaking. you try to bring up inclusivity for t-shirts and the shit ppl say is so disgusting :(
July 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ik its critical bedrock for american culture but what if yall started examining how much you embrace saneism and start to do it less. i personally would rly appreciate it, im sure others would too. somebody doing evil fucked up things ≠ pyscho or sociopath or insane etcetcetc. tyvm
July 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Can we help Kinda? gofund.me/edd687b8
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
a movie that is just 2 government approved white people prancing around in their beautiful colonized land that they stole
July 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
in a straight up comedic fashion, i ate some dusty tasting bougie chocolate from my client's fridge (pet sitting) and it turns out it was strong 🍄 edibles. i didn’t know this was a thing and the packages are very discrete about it ig. anyways im ok but WOW what a surprise. sitcom irl experience fr
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my new name legally:

smegma von queef
July 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
havent heard any rent lowering gunshots on my block in almost a year :// also starting to see more white people here ://////
July 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
why the fuck do the companies completing the backend of transactions get to dictate what content exists. this doesnt even make any fucking sense fr. the cash register doesnt like blue drinks so we cant sell any code blue mountain dew, sorry. ????????????
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Get groomed loser
July 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
yea, we have the spanish subtitles AND the spanish dub track. however they were both based on the english version with no collaboration so if you're watching the dub with subtitles and both are in spanish, they will not match up even a little bit. pick one to pay attention to
July 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
nothing phases me at this point. the amount of compartmentalization happening in my brain at all times is galactic
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i think what i want is art class critiques on my furry porn art. like tell me what about my line weight is inconsistent while you nurse a glass of red wine. comment on my color choice of sex toys in the background
July 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
when it comes to "ideal body type, objectively"... as a fat woman adjacent person, the secret is that men are actually attracted to fat women just as often as skinny women, they just don’t want anyone else to know that so they lie about it. but we know
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
got an emergency alert today saying that the 911 in my state was broke and i was just like. well there's a first for everything i guess
July 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
in my mr krabs ass era but i don’t own property
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
money :////

amiright
July 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Dilator sneeze/cough launch at the tranny Olympics
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Hobalongdingdong
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM