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Guessingguy
@guessingguy.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Why did God give me fists if I wasn't supposed to choose violence?
Whenever I got the COVID vaccine back in 2021 I was promised I'd emit and resonate with 5G radiation, and yet, my phone still has shit service. Can't believe big pharma would lie to me like this
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Whenever I got the COVID vaccine back in 2021 I was promised I'd emit and resonate with 5G radiation, and yet, my phone still has shit service. Can't believe big pharma would lie to me like this
You become an adult when you discover your preference for the thickness of your ballpoint ink pens
March 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You become an adult when you discover your preference for the thickness of your ballpoint ink pens
Streaming services NEED to have a shuffle button for episodic shows like normal cable tv. I do not want to watch Chopped front to back I want to watch random episodes and gage what year it's from by the creases in Ted's eyes.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Streaming services NEED to have a shuffle button for episodic shows like normal cable tv. I do not want to watch Chopped front to back I want to watch random episodes and gage what year it's from by the creases in Ted's eyes.
Got a lotta movies I need to watch, call that my cine-pile
February 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Got a lotta movies I need to watch, call that my cine-pile
Musk hates Wikipedia because, as all fascists do, he wants a monopoly on information. Wikipedia is a beacon of neutral, fact-based knowledge. It's a database miles deep of every topic known to man, cited, and kept (mostly) free of vandalism or bias.
He wants to control it. Bad.
He wants to control it. Bad.
February 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Musk hates Wikipedia because, as all fascists do, he wants a monopoly on information. Wikipedia is a beacon of neutral, fact-based knowledge. It's a database miles deep of every topic known to man, cited, and kept (mostly) free of vandalism or bias.
He wants to control it. Bad.
He wants to control it. Bad.
When the Chili's and Applebee's margs rise to $20+ a pop we will see a great surge of leftist white women the likes we haven't seen since 1919
February 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When the Chili's and Applebee's margs rise to $20+ a pop we will see a great surge of leftist white women the likes we haven't seen since 1919
"Balatro can't be THAT addicting, it's literally just Rogue Poker"
2 hours later, no stops, no pauses, first run:
2 hours later, no stops, no pauses, first run:
January 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Balatro can't be THAT addicting, it's literally just Rogue Poker"
2 hours later, no stops, no pauses, first run:
2 hours later, no stops, no pauses, first run:
Epic Rap Battles of History:
The NSA v.s. the ductape over my webcam
The NSA v.s. the ductape over my webcam
January 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Epic Rap Battles of History:
The NSA v.s. the ductape over my webcam
The NSA v.s. the ductape over my webcam
My local coffee shop gives you the option of filling a fucking deli container with espresso
December 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
My local coffee shop gives you the option of filling a fucking deli container with espresso
Why did God give me fists if I wasn't supposed to choose violence?
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Why did God give me fists if I wasn't supposed to choose violence?
There are so many people randomly following me at all times
This is the only social media site where I have more followers than followed.
Why are you all here
This is the only social media site where I have more followers than followed.
Why are you all here
December 20, 2024 at 5:17 AM
There are so many people randomly following me at all times
This is the only social media site where I have more followers than followed.
Why are you all here
This is the only social media site where I have more followers than followed.
Why are you all here
I think 2025 should include more CEO murder, actually
December 18, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I think 2025 should include more CEO murder, actually
Yves Guillemot gotta be one of the worst game dev/pub CEOs out there
December 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Yves Guillemot gotta be one of the worst game dev/pub CEOs out there
Glasses broke, just glued them together and I'm letting them sit and cure for a bit.
I wouldn't have lived before the invention of corrective lenses I am BLIND
I wouldn't have lived before the invention of corrective lenses I am BLIND
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Glasses broke, just glued them together and I'm letting them sit and cure for a bit.
I wouldn't have lived before the invention of corrective lenses I am BLIND
I wouldn't have lived before the invention of corrective lenses I am BLIND
History would tell you that the naval base of Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan today and that was absolutely tragic and it flung us into the largest conflict of the 20th century
But also es mi cumpleaños 🎉
But also es mi cumpleaños 🎉
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 AM
History would tell you that the naval base of Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan today and that was absolutely tragic and it flung us into the largest conflict of the 20th century
But also es mi cumpleaños 🎉
But also es mi cumpleaños 🎉
My favorite part of turning a new number is changing my bio across like 5 different social media accounts
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
My favorite part of turning a new number is changing my bio across like 5 different social media accounts
Im at the oil change place and they're hitting my oil pan with a hammer repeatedly is that a good thing
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Im at the oil change place and they're hitting my oil pan with a hammer repeatedly is that a good thing
The roaches on the outside of my brain want to get inside my brain because it is warm and moist
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
The roaches on the outside of my brain want to get inside my brain because it is warm and moist
Dentists took my fucking wisdom bro can't have shit out here
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Dentists took my fucking wisdom bro can't have shit out here
Yours are the hands of God.
Go forth and act accordingly.
Go forth and act accordingly.
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Yours are the hands of God.
Go forth and act accordingly.
Go forth and act accordingly.
I have devoted myself to thw pilgrimage here. I have deleted Twitter from my home screen, replaced it with this.
November 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I have devoted myself to thw pilgrimage here. I have deleted Twitter from my home screen, replaced it with this.
I really gotta use this thing more often
October 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
I really gotta use this thing more often