Greg E
@gudbyeeze.bsky.social
If you ever seen creation in its raw form, call me uncut cookie dough cooking inside an instrument
@princessmermista.bsky.social “soups spoons are not meant for the vagina”
November 21, 2023 at 4:31 PM
@princessmermista.bsky.social “soups spoons are not meant for the vagina”
What if Jesus was in a wheelchair?
November 9, 2023 at 7:09 AM
What if Jesus was in a wheelchair?
@princessmermista.bsky.social “First the nightmare, then bliss.”
November 7, 2023 at 5:01 AM
@princessmermista.bsky.social “First the nightmare, then bliss.”
Me: he’s gonna be my dad now
M:”Don’t ever say that again or I’m gonna kill you”
M:”Don’t ever say that again or I’m gonna kill you”
October 21, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Me: he’s gonna be my dad now
M:”Don’t ever say that again or I’m gonna kill you”
M:”Don’t ever say that again or I’m gonna kill you”
Tennent church cemetery from 2016
October 15, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Tennent church cemetery from 2016
I need caffeine pills
October 13, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I need caffeine pills
“You’re making me sing high and it’s making me dizzy”
October 9, 2023 at 10:15 PM
“You’re making me sing high and it’s making me dizzy”
Temu find better ways of shipping you ungodly creature
September 25, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Temu find better ways of shipping you ungodly creature
Love writing I’m sorry letters for capitalism
September 25, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Love writing I’m sorry letters for capitalism
If you want this or other designs talk to @princessmermista.bsky.social
September 24, 2023 at 4:42 AM
If you want this or other designs talk to @princessmermista.bsky.social
We are just a bunch of birds that squawk and repeat each other
Eventually one makes a noise that the others like and screech at each other until it becomes a part of the song
Eventually one makes a noise that the others like and screech at each other until it becomes a part of the song
September 24, 2023 at 2:12 AM
We are just a bunch of birds that squawk and repeat each other
Eventually one makes a noise that the others like and screech at each other until it becomes a part of the song
Eventually one makes a noise that the others like and screech at each other until it becomes a part of the song
Which way to the beach
September 24, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Which way to the beach
We can dance if you want to
September 23, 2023 at 4:43 AM
We can dance if you want to
I was at Wawa recently, watched a man smoking a cigarette next to the propane machine. He was tucked into its corner puffing away.
I didn’t get a photo but man he could have killed us all
I had to laugh
I didn’t get a photo but man he could have killed us all
I had to laugh
September 23, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I was at Wawa recently, watched a man smoking a cigarette next to the propane machine. He was tucked into its corner puffing away.
I didn’t get a photo but man he could have killed us all
I had to laugh
I didn’t get a photo but man he could have killed us all
I had to laugh
“30 dollars, hit the Mercedes”
September 20, 2023 at 4:27 AM
“30 dollars, hit the Mercedes”
Have you found God in the dollar store yet?
You can find it by the cheap toys
You can find it by the cheap toys
September 13, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Have you found God in the dollar store yet?
You can find it by the cheap toys
You can find it by the cheap toys
Well damn billy you can’t just go do that in public
September 11, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Well damn billy you can’t just go do that in public
Brian: is Sean coming
Me: he’s right there
Me: he’s right there
September 10, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Brian: is Sean coming
Me: he’s right there
Me: he’s right there
Facebook really wants me to be interested in joe Jonas’s divorce
September 8, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Facebook really wants me to be interested in joe Jonas’s divorce
You can walk but you won’t have to pay for parking when you get there
September 7, 2023 at 2:41 AM
You can walk but you won’t have to pay for parking when you get there
It’s too hot for me mr. Penguin
September 6, 2023 at 6:19 PM
It’s too hot for me mr. Penguin
Play with reverb and you realize you really don’t know God
September 4, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Play with reverb and you realize you really don’t know God
Sean-“he looks like a statue”
September 3, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Sean-“he looks like a statue”