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guaph
@guaph.bsky.social
· Oct 15
(khalid muhammad voice) ronald mcdonald is a white clown!
arguing the beauty of rama vs melania is pointless because each in their own way represents a pole of our culture's ideal relationship: on the one hand, humanist cosmopolitans choosing to embrace sincerity, on the other, grotesque lich buying a slave from jeffrey epstein
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
arguing the beauty of rama vs melania is pointless because each in their own way represents a pole of our culture's ideal relationship: on the one hand, humanist cosmopolitans choosing to embrace sincerity, on the other, grotesque lich buying a slave from jeffrey epstein
don’t let zogran klandani sheepdog you. join a real socialist organization. bit.ly/joinpsl
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
don’t let zogran klandani sheepdog you. join a real socialist organization. bit.ly/joinpsl
yesterday we worked the lists for potential zohran supporters. soon the department of community safety will work the lists of cuomo supporters #BossCallsWereMade
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
yesterday we worked the lists for potential zohran supporters. soon the department of community safety will work the lists of cuomo supporters #BossCallsWereMade
here's how andrew cuomo can still win:
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
here's how andrew cuomo can still win:
pop a zanny for the zandslide
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
pop a zanny for the zandslide
if cuomo doesn't win, it will be because he didn't hire zach sage fox early enough!
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
if cuomo doesn't win, it will be because he didn't hire zach sage fox early enough!
does a anybody call a weed vape a "jazz kazoo" or did i just come up with that
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
does a anybody call a weed vape a "jazz kazoo" or did i just come up with that
showing that socially liberal muslims exist by example in re: fear mongering is pretty rude, like pointing at someone in public with an immodest comment, but not particularly phobic. however, since the mongerer simply does not believe what they say, it's inconsiderate for nothing
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
showing that socially liberal muslims exist by example in re: fear mongering is pretty rude, like pointing at someone in public with an immodest comment, but not particularly phobic. however, since the mongerer simply does not believe what they say, it's inconsiderate for nothing
"volunteering for a campaign is not the same as being a member of an organization"
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"volunteering for a campaign is not the same as being a member of an organization"
i am an ssa scammer from burnt toe, missouri who hangs out at the gas station to keep the blacks from stopping in town and i am urging new yorkers to vote against zohran mamdani
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i am an ssa scammer from burnt toe, missouri who hangs out at the gas station to keep the blacks from stopping in town and i am urging new yorkers to vote against zohran mamdani
squatting in the am with the homies in my filthy garage >>>>
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
squatting in the am with the homies in my filthy garage >>>>
the dukes, duchesses and assorted grand cyclopses of baton rouge reserve the right to revoke our access to the crude simulation of self-government we enjoy
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the dukes, duchesses and assorted grand cyclopses of baton rouge reserve the right to revoke our access to the crude simulation of self-government we enjoy
if they erect landry's kirk statue at lsu every couple weeks there's gonna be a new panic about it being defaced but it turns out it just looks like that
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
if they erect landry's kirk statue at lsu every couple weeks there's gonna be a new panic about it being defaced but it turns out it just looks like that
draft brittney glidden owner of the maine milf mobile
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
draft brittney glidden owner of the maine milf mobile
uaw needs to retract their endorsement. roll this shit up pronto
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
uaw needs to retract their endorsement. roll this shit up pronto
in fairness, nobody has asked janet mills to take off her top yet. are there any truly brave journalists left?
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
in fairness, nobody has asked janet mills to take off her top yet. are there any truly brave journalists left?
i'm sorry your dad didn't teach you how to fight but we can't spend time and money installing any more stupid war criminals in office. there are plenty of non-babykiller hunks if that's your thing but mamdani can't bench 1 plate and NOBODY cares
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i'm sorry your dad didn't teach you how to fight but we can't spend time and money installing any more stupid war criminals in office. there are plenty of non-babykiller hunks if that's your thing but mamdani can't bench 1 plate and NOBODY cares
it's crazy how hard people are going for platner considering the petition deadline for the primary isn't even until march 15th. again you could pick a random bernie supporter and probably do better
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it's crazy how hard people are going for platner considering the petition deadline for the primary isn't even until march 15th. again you could pick a random bernie supporter and probably do better
"i'm graham platner and i love carving up 14 year olds in kabul. i can't get enough of it"
(nodding)
"because of esoteric fascist reasons"
(spit take)
(nodding)
"because of esoteric fascist reasons"
(spit take)
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"i'm graham platner and i love carving up 14 year olds in kabul. i can't get enough of it"
(nodding)
"because of esoteric fascist reasons"
(spit take)
(nodding)
"because of esoteric fascist reasons"
(spit take)
either graham platner is a moron, or he's a nazi, which is a type of moron, and we have a surfeit of dummies (both kinds) in government already
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
either graham platner is a moron, or he's a nazi, which is a type of moron, and we have a surfeit of dummies (both kinds) in government already
sorry but i am driven to compulsive ironic usage of "ziohran" for the foreseeable future. it's just too fucking good
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sorry but i am driven to compulsive ironic usage of "ziohran" for the foreseeable future. it's just too fucking good
he said www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsme...
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
he said www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsme...
yoav gallant: i sure can't wait to start my first day as new york city's sanitation commissioner
☝️ this is what ziohran has planned.
☝️ this is what ziohran has planned.
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
yoav gallant: i sure can't wait to start my first day as new york city's sanitation commissioner
☝️ this is what ziohran has planned.
☝️ this is what ziohran has planned.