Jane E. D. 🫘 🍸
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Jane E. D. 🫘 🍸
@guanadu.bsky.social
Daily Beans Listener, resistor and dog lover. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Not only is this what you would do if you were trying to kill a technology and a company developing it ….

it's what you would do if you were trying to kill *people*.
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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A+++ post
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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In 2023, under Joe Biden, the economy added 3 million jobs. In 2024, still under Biden, it added 2.2 million jobs. In 2025, under Trump, it added just 181,000 jobs.

You read that right - Trump is just that amazing.
Shock Poll: Americans Miss Joe Biden’s Economy
Here’s what they’re worried about.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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WATTERS: "Do I come across as ... [a fascist?]"

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social: "Yes!"
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Looks like Will Lewis, the recently ousted WaPo publisher who couldn’t be bothered to attend the zoom meeting to fire a third of his staff, was being paid $3m open.substack.com/pub/genewein...
Three Million Reasons to Facepalm
— So.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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I could tell you, but some people have eaten today and that wouldn’t be fair to them
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Bernie Madoff was a great investor.

- Jim Banks, probably
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Mrs. Angry: I thought you were going to do the dishes

Me: should we really be talking about this? THE DOW IS OVER 50,000
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger public health, removing key basis for climate change fight.
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "Sometimes the media is our biggest enemy."
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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BREAKING on MS NOW:

A federal judge has ruled Pete Hegseth can't penalize Sen. Mark Kelly over that video telling service members they can refuse illegal orders.

Judge Richard Leon blocked the disciplinary action after finding an effort to cut his retirement benefits was likely unconstitutional.
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Sen. Jacky Rosen is introducing a resolution today that would force senators to go on the record over whether Trump should grant clemency to Ghislaine Maxwell.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Performative bullshit! They're not going anywhere! They are lying their ugly faces off to try to fool the Senate into funding DHS! Stand firm, Democrats! #DemocratStrong #UnitedWeStand #NeverVoteRepublican
The Trump admin claims it's ending the aggressive immigration crackdown in Minnesota. It remains to be seen whether the crackdown will actually end.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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NEW: Senate Democrats REJECT funding for DHS, which will lead to shutdown of the agency. Keep in mind, ICE and CBP are still funded by supplemental money in the BBB, but it's harder to spend and will deplete those funds. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Senate Democrats Block DHS Measure as Funding Deadline Approaches
Lawmakers say they remain far apart on deal on Homeland Security to put new restrictions on immigration enforcement
www.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Wait! Stephen the vampire Miller LIED? OMG! I'm shocked! He's a piece of crap and an SS Officer wannabe. #NeverVoteRepublican #LockHimUp #ThrowAwayTheKey
This is important. The head of CBP says here that his agency did NOT provide the assessment that led DHS to label Alex Pretti a terrorist looking to inflict mass casualties.

That appears to contradict Stephen Miller's claim that the initial assessment was based on CBP reports:
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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This is important. The head of CBP says here that his agency did NOT provide the assessment that led DHS to label Alex Pretti a terrorist looking to inflict mass casualties.

That appears to contradict Stephen Miller's claim that the initial assessment was based on CBP reports:
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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This is all performative bullshit.

Believe it when you don't see ICE in Minneapolis/Saint Paul anymore.
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Watch him vote for the SAVE Act and disenfranchise millions of women.
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Since Pam Bondi is worse than useless, Epstein survivor @anniegrover.bsky.social has started a GoFundMe for Virginia Giuffre to help settle her estate and cover her legal fees. www.gofundme.com/f/help-virgi...
Donate to Help Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s Family Carry On Her Legacy, organized by Annie Farmer
Sky and Amanda Roberts are the beloved brother and sister-in-l… Annie Farmer needs your support for Help Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s Family Carry On Her Legacy
www.gofundme.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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HAHAHA
BREAKING: Judge Leon *rejects* Secretary Hegseth's bid to punish Sen. Kelly for advising troops to ignore illegal orders. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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These two assholes are having a conversation like things are just totally normal with ICE and all we need is to have some administrative recommendations on improved training and standard operating procedures. “How can we fix the Gestapo” is a ridiculous tack. ICE must be abolished.
Rand Paul to ICE officials on Pretti's killing: "Because people within the government made conclusions immediately that he was a terrorist and an assassin, people aren't believing that it's gonna be an honest investigation ... there has to ultimately be repercussions ... it's inexcusable."
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
In 2016, y'all! WAY AFTER he was found guilty of solicitation of a minor, WAY AFTER he had finished his prison sentence! Daphne Oz, keep your kids away from pedophiles!
It’s the Epstein Administration.

No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.

H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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I seem to remember the republicans pitching a fit over their government phone toll records being obtained by Jack Smith. Now, indeed, the Trump administration obtained Rep Jayapal’s unredacted Epstein Files search history without her knowledge or permission.
House Judiciary Cmte Democrats

"Not only has Atty General Bondi failed to bring a single indictment against a single co-conspirator of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. But now Bondi and her team are spying on Members of Congress conducting oversight"
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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BREAKING

Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.

Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.

Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM