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*rump is passing everything except away. 🥲🥲
September 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone thinks lucid dreaming is this super hard magical paranormal thing to do, but I do it for things like seeing if I like my hair a different color. It’s just daydreaming but you’re asleep and can see things better.
September 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What radicalized me?

Having to bury my cousin over something that gets white people a ticket or community service.

He was 20 years old with a newborn. His family never deserved this pain. And yet he was taken from us.

This is why I’m loud. This is why I March. This is why I want change.

#RIP
July 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Men are so girly pop and don’t even realize it.

Awe babes, you just opened your video game to dress up your character and log off?

You’d love Dress to Impress 🥰
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May 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me: yeah so if you wanna learn Spanish you should start listening to Spanish music

Every white person in a 5mi radius: OMG HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO JUANES??
April 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I miss the old days when shooting up meant heroin and not schools
April 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
McDonald’s who? 👀Idk her. 🤭💅I’m 💯 from scratch baby! 🤤 no corporate nonsense here 🙅🏽‍♀️ just 💯% juicy white breasts 🍒🍗
April 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Arguing about a damn pop star like a toddler that just got their toy taken away. “I don’t even like that toy. I never liked that toy ever in my life.” get tf out of here.
April 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
And those of you like “well I never even liked *current problematic person*” you think that makes you cool? Bc it doesn’t. You sound just as crazy as the mfs that say “well I don’t see color”
April 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Next time you wanna speak out about *any* BIPOC issues, ask yourself, “am I a part of the BIPOC community? am I an actual ally to the BIPOC community? or do I just want them to like me because if they do then people can’t call me racist?”
April 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Y’all wanna advocate to make yourselves look good rather than advocating for things just to be good. And that’s where y’all need to look in the mirror and ask yourself what you’re actually trying to hide. Bc we see through all your fake “activism” the same way we see through corporate activism.
April 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If ya’ll want someone to advocate for POC how about supporting your local POC communities and leaders and holding your friends and families up to the same morals you’re expecting from these strangers that make popular music. Or sit tf down and leave us alone.
April 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“How dare you not be offended that white girly pop pretty girl that’s famous for being girly pop pretty doesn’t speak out about POC issues”

okay???? I don’t expect her to just jabber at the mouth with some recycled tumblr activism like the rest of y’all.
April 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’m so sick of white people telling POC how they need to react to things, as if they’ve ever or will ever experience racism in their lives. It’s like a new form of racism is forming.
April 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Just choked on the bong so hard it felt like I was gonna cough my asshole inside out.
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March 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Not booking drag kings in 2025 is very weird 🤷🏻‍♂️
March 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Jorkin away your fever is only a good idea if you didn’t just lather yourself in vicks
February 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Being sick and unable to cuddle my partner is such bullshit I hate it here.
February 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Whoever filled this variety pack of hichews with blueberry needs their coochie ate like a pudding cup without a spoon
February 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I just found a sunflower seed in my beard, and I haven’t eaten sunflower seeds in months…
February 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I flirt with everyone but the second someone flirts with me??
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January 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
WHADYA MEAN THESE GOONS GOT CRABS??
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM