GrumpyOldDolfan
@grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social
Here for the Dolphins stuff.
Evolution of the Dolfan
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Evolution of the Dolfan
Awww yeahhh the @sameolddolphins.bsky.social show this week’s gonna be freaking FIRE! Looking forward to a Grier-free existence and the inevitable changing of the podcast name.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Awww yeahhh the @sameolddolphins.bsky.social show this week’s gonna be freaking FIRE! Looking forward to a Grier-free existence and the inevitable changing of the podcast name.
Last week I called for the Dolphins to trade Jaelan Philips for John Harbaugh. Today I am here for the Pink Eye Game love. Am I a traitor? Wish-washy? A fraud? Nope, it’s just another week in the life of a 50-year Dolphins fan.
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Last week I called for the Dolphins to trade Jaelan Philips for John Harbaugh. Today I am here for the Pink Eye Game love. Am I a traitor? Wish-washy? A fraud? Nope, it’s just another week in the life of a 50-year Dolphins fan.
Brb right after I affix a visor to every piece of headwear I own.
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Brb right after I affix a visor to every piece of headwear I own.
My face when tua throws one to brinskill
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My face when tua throws one to brinskill
14 point lead at the half and the defense is on fire. If we don’t see the dolphins run the ball 25 times in the 2nd half we riot.
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
14 point lead at the half and the defense is on fire. If we don’t see the dolphins run the ball 25 times in the 2nd half we riot.
First bijan, now Algiers…stepping out of bounds needlessly handing Buffalo 80 seconds of free time on the clock.
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
First bijan, now Algiers…stepping out of bounds needlessly handing Buffalo 80 seconds of free time on the clock.
Trade Jaelan Phillips to Baltimore for John harbaugh.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trade Jaelan Phillips to Baltimore for John harbaugh.
I see plenty of people on the interwebs yelling that if Greer isn’t fired, they’ll root for a new team. Screw that. I’ve been at this for half a century. I was here first. WE were here first! We were here before Greer was and we’ll be here after he’s gone. It’s OUR Miami dolphins, not his.
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I see plenty of people on the interwebs yelling that if Greer isn’t fired, they’ll root for a new team. Screw that. I’ve been at this for half a century. I was here first. WE were here first! We were here before Greer was and we’ll be here after he’s gone. It’s OUR Miami dolphins, not his.
If I am Joe Flacco I am buying a hospital indemnity plan before I get on the plane (bus?) from Cleveland to Cincy.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If I am Joe Flacco I am buying a hospital indemnity plan before I get on the plane (bus?) from Cleveland to Cincy.
Incom making penalties when he’s not making x-wings.
October 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Incom making penalties when he’s not making x-wings.
Juju Brents sighting
October 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Juju Brents sighting
Help Somebody tell me how I’m supposed to feel
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Help Somebody tell me how I’m supposed to feel
Dang, when the revolution finally comes, Malik can stay.
October 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dang, when the revolution finally comes, Malik can stay.
Live look at the Miami line play today
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
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October 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Live look at the Miami line play today
0-5 on last five third downs
a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
0-5 on last five third downs
Thank god for the jets otherwise our self-esteem would also be ass.
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Thank god for the jets otherwise our self-esteem would also be ass.
Hey Cam Ward, tell us what we are.
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey Cam Ward, tell us what we are.
If the dolphins lose this game I swear to god I will just go deliver some DoorDash to mark sanchez.
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If the dolphins lose this game I swear to god I will just go deliver some DoorDash to mark sanchez.
Wait guys I got it solved….we need to employ Aaron brewer to stop the run!
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wait guys I got it solved….we need to employ Aaron brewer to stop the run!
lol Aaron Brewer was like “(record scratch)….you’re probably asking how I got here….”
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
lol Aaron Brewer was like “(record scratch)….you’re probably asking how I got here….”
Melifonwu with the bs tackling attempt on McMillan there.
October 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Melifonwu with the bs tackling attempt on McMillan there.
All of us lining up to buy Waller jerseys was NOT on my 2025 bingo card.
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All of us lining up to buy Waller jerseys was NOT on my 2025 bingo card.
Bryce Young is in Year 3 and still looks like the game is running him instead of the other way around.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bryce Young is in Year 3 and still looks like the game is running him instead of the other way around.
So now we can never ever throw that route to hill or Connor ever again, right?
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So now we can never ever throw that route to hill or Connor ever again, right?