Grumpy Dom
@grumpydom.bsky.social
Refugee from Tweetislovakia Dom. Not looking at this time but always looking to make friends. MDNI. DMs open. Don’t be mad but I’m having relations with your mom and I’m probably going to be your step daddy soon.
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This ad was very targeted 😳
December 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
This ad was very targeted 😳
Today is the first day of the rest of your week.
December 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Today is the first day of the rest of your week.
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This is the amount of effort I’m putting into this place today.
Kto Kounotoritoken GIF
Alt: I’m too ambivalent to even include a your momma joke.
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December 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
This is the amount of effort I’m putting into this place today.
Did you challenge her today?
Are your challenges serving a higher purpose?
Who is she becoming for you?
Are your challenges serving a higher purpose?
Who is she becoming for you?
December 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Did you challenge her today?
Are your challenges serving a higher purpose?
Who is she becoming for you?
Are your challenges serving a higher purpose?
Who is she becoming for you?
No, YOU’VE done nothing all day but scratch your balls and watch SVU.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the words livbensondaily are on the bottom
Alt: Resumes being accepted for an experienced ball scratcher. This position is paid in head pats and “good girls.” Must be able to get along with my professional cock slurpper. You know her better as your mom.
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December 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
No, YOU’VE done nothing all day but scratch your balls and watch SVU.
I’ll deck the halls with sterns of holly.
I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t give a fuck.
a man driving a car with the words deck the halls with boughs of holly
Alt: It’s funny because the lyric is “boughs” of holly and bough is a homonym of bow which is the front of a boat. The back of the boat is the stern.
Honestly, you should have gotten it without me explaining it. Shame on you. (And your mom)
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December 12, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I’ll deck the halls with sterns of holly.
I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t give a fuck.
18F and these people are looking at me like I’m crazy for being out in a hoodie, pajama shorts and gliders.
I don’t accept crazy looks for dressing like this until it’s below zero.
I don’t accept crazy looks for dressing like this until it’s below zero.
a man in a white shirt and black shorts is walking in the snow
Alt: No pants til January!
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December 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
18F and these people are looking at me like I’m crazy for being out in a hoodie, pajama shorts and gliders.
I don’t accept crazy looks for dressing like this until it’s below zero.
I don’t accept crazy looks for dressing like this until it’s below zero.
I’m sick.
I’m extra grumpy about it.
I’m grumpy enough on my own. I don’t need a second helping.
Send help.
I’m extra grumpy about it.
I’m grumpy enough on my own. I don’t need a second helping.
Send help.
a woman wearing headphones and a headband is standing in front of a white tiled wall .
Alt: Hellooooooo, Nurse!!
Also: your mom keeps trying to take my temperature by putting her tongue in my butthole. I’m not amused.
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December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I’m sick.
I’m extra grumpy about it.
I’m grumpy enough on my own. I don’t need a second helping.
Send help.
I’m extra grumpy about it.
I’m grumpy enough on my own. I don’t need a second helping.
Send help.
Amish Girls Trying Sushi For The First Time is my new favorite TikTok thing.
(Full disclosure: I have never tried sushi because I am not a crazy person and see no reason to eat raw fish)
(Full disclosure: I have never tried sushi because I am not a crazy person and see no reason to eat raw fish)
a person is eating sushi with chopsticks and the word sushi is on the plate
Alt: Seriously, who thought it would be a good idea to eat raw fish wrapped in other disgusting stuff like seaweed? I’m pretty sure the Japanese people are fucking with us. Sushi is a low key revenge plan for Hiroshima & Nagasaki—SERVED COLD!!
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December 8, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Amish Girls Trying Sushi For The First Time is my new favorite TikTok thing.
(Full disclosure: I have never tried sushi because I am not a crazy person and see no reason to eat raw fish)
(Full disclosure: I have never tried sushi because I am not a crazy person and see no reason to eat raw fish)
If someone tells you to go fuck yourself, maybe they just mean you should take a nice vacation in Dildo. 🤷🏽
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
If someone tells you to go fuck yourself, maybe they just mean you should take a nice vacation in Dildo. 🤷🏽
Sunday. My recliner. Leftover pizza. Game of Thrones.
And…
And…
a close up of a woman in a blue dress with a brooch on her chest .
Alt: …your mom. (Cause she is such a floozy)
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December 1, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Sunday. My recliner. Leftover pizza. Game of Thrones.
And…
And…
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Relaxing after the party 🖤
December 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Relaxing after the party 🖤
I hope your Sgiving is full of Thank.
November 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I hope your Sgiving is full of Thank.
My engagement here is the exact same as it was in the other place.
0-2 likes per post.
0-2 likes per post.
a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''
Alt: I’m lucky though because I know your mom cares. She says I’m the best and that I have a magical cock that squirts super yummy candy sauce that she just can’t get enough of (even if I end a sentence with a preposition)
So there’s that. I have that going for me.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:21 PM
My engagement here is the exact same as it was in the other place.
0-2 likes per post.
0-2 likes per post.
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Good morning! I've got sunshine! Hope everyone has a beautiful day! Remember, being weird is not a bad thing. It's excellent. Imagine how boring this world would be if everyone was the same?
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Good morning! I've got sunshine! Hope everyone has a beautiful day! Remember, being weird is not a bad thing. It's excellent. Imagine how boring this world would be if everyone was the same?
Do you have pet insurance?
Cause I’m about to wreck your pussy.
Cause I’m about to wreck your pussy.
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Do you have pet insurance?
Cause I’m about to wreck your pussy.
Cause I’m about to wreck your pussy.
If I post a pic and/or a gif and you fail to read the alt text you’re probably missing out.
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
Alt: If you think she’s teaching your dumb ass to make a turkey and not demonstrating how she eats that pussy right you are being very naive. Also: your mom has an ad on Craigslist looking for volunteers to help with a Thanksgiving Day bukkake gangbang so be careful what you eat and don’t be surprised if you have a few new “uncles” at the table on Thursday.
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November 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
If I post a pic and/or a gif and you fail to read the alt text you’re probably missing out.
