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@grumpsforever.bsky.social
Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.

Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️

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Run 8 of 2026 done ✅WFH 5km in the bag first thing. Damp dreary run around the edges of town to kick my day off

Hope you all have a marvellous day & have things to look forward to over the next few days, especially you. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Sitting in the restaurant & overheard conversation between two lads discussing their careers.

lad1 “I left that place”

lad2 “Why was that”

lad1 “I fucked the Boss’s wife in the portakabin…”

I wonder if that’s code? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Ok people, I’m dining alone tonight.

What are you having? Mains only tonight though, we have budgetary constraints 😉

Those with sore mouths, imagine you have working teeth… 😊
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Today is National Catherine Day in the UK. So to all you Catherine/Katherines, Kathryns, Kates, Caths, Cathys, Katies etc hope you have a wonderful “you” day.
🥳😊
January 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Run 7 of 2026 done ✅hilly 5km across the Downs. Always slow & too dark & foggy for any decent views. Oh well, nevermind!

Off to work shortly for another day of meetings plus my 1st quarterly review with my new manager.

Have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Hey @anjaciske.bsky.social how did it go & how are you feeling now? 🤕
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Wishing @missfoster.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a fabulous day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Good morning lovely phone people. 1st early start of 26, for me as I head down south for the next 3 days. It’ll be a jolt after last week WFH.

I hope you all have the best Monday you can. I know some of us struggle so please take good care of yourself. All the best Grumps 😊
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Morning people.

So both my boys’ football matches are postponed due to weather. Yay!🥳

But 12’s team have organised a training session at a not very local leisure centre… boo😕

Oh well, Dad taxi is back on the rank 🫠🚕😊
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January 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Run 6 of 2026 done ✅ Saturday morning 5km while the house full of teenagers clatters around in the kitchen. My parting words were “only call me if there’s blood or fire..”

Fortunately, all is well on my return. Shower & take 12&14 shopping for outdoor clothes next, Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Wishing @helsmels.bsky.social a really happy birthday. Hope you have a wonderful day filled with love & laughter (& dancing at some point 💃). All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Run 5 of 2026 done ✅another wfh 5km in dank & dreary conditions. It’s still icy in some places too. See photographic evidence

Hope you all have a lovely day, before some of us get a massive dump of snow later. Stay safe everyone, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Gah!

Eating healthy is so boring isn’t it? 😫

Anyway, morning people 😊
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Help I may get lost down here! 😩🥴🤣
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Run 4 of 2026 done ✅ another Baltic WFH 5km tucked away. This time tights were deployed to counter the -2° (feels like -7°)🥶

Hope those of you in education who tackled full back to work conditions today, managed to survive.

Have a relaxing evening, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Run 3 of 2026 done ✅Slow slippy subzero Sunday 5km.
Still in shorts mind.

Had to stop & take in this view across the fields close to home. I hope it can add a little lightness for anyone with the
Sunday dreads today.

Have a lovely afternoon Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Today is National Rachel Day, so to all of you named Rachel, & derivations thereof, wishing you a very happy “You” day.

Hope you celebrate in style or have a self care day 😊
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
When your 12 yo son dictates what the lunch menu is… 🌭😊

Although he doesn’t have any sauce 🤷🏻‍♂️

He also described the mustard as looking & sounding like diarrhoea, which was a little off putting tbh 🫤🤦🏻‍♂️
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Run 2 of 2026 done ✅ Sunny & frozen Saturday 6km. Slow because slippery underfoot but got it done.

Now for a warming shower & begin the chores. At least the tree & outside lights are already down.

Hope you have a lovely afternoon whatever you’re up to, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Wishing @magnumificent.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a great day filled with fun & frolics, all the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
No cheating. Post the most recent pic of your pet

Although these aren’t technically mine, this still counts right?
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Oh dear… happpy new year to me! 😩
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Run 1 of 2026 done ✅5km under my belt early doors to get things off to a flying start.

Apologies to you all that I’m still doing this schtick. You can mute/block/unfollow/ignore as you please.

Doing this mainly to hold myself to account & hopefully inspire a few too 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Wishing Bluesky king of the gutters @sonofraucous.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a marvellous day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Wishing Bluesky beauty @anton3ll.bsky.social a really happy birthday. Hope you have a wonderful day filled with love & laughter. All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 AM