I don’t have a mercury retrograde ex. He’s more of a full moon ex
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don’t have a mercury retrograde ex. He’s more of a full moon ex
I would have taken all the women if I was tall. That’s why the lord made me 5’2”. So yall could have a chance
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I would have taken all the women if I was tall. That’s why the lord made me 5’2”. So yall could have a chance
They got me singing soprano on god rest ye merry gentlemen 😒
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
They got me singing soprano on god rest ye merry gentlemen 😒
I need to throw the discord together now
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I need to throw the discord together now
We running fantasy football next year
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We running fantasy football next year
I am going to do so much winter themed holiday shit when I’m off for Christmas, it’s going to make me nauseous
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I am going to do so much winter themed holiday shit when I’m off for Christmas, it’s going to make me nauseous
I’m on call the day before and after thanksgiving but I am off for 2 weeks for Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m on call the day before and after thanksgiving but I am off for 2 weeks for Christmas
I want to go back to playing Starfield
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I want to go back to playing Starfield
I feel like the rolls need hot honey or something. Something to make them interesting
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I feel like the rolls need hot honey or something. Something to make them interesting
So out of the 3 test bakes I feel like the biscuits went the best. The ciabatta looked proper but the crumb was off, entirely my fault, and my rolls are good but not spectacular
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So out of the 3 test bakes I feel like the biscuits went the best. The ciabatta looked proper but the crumb was off, entirely my fault, and my rolls are good but not spectacular
Best biscuits I’ve made
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Best biscuits I’ve made
I cannot wait to get these toes done tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I cannot wait to get these toes done tomorrow
Football is making me CRANKY
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Football is making me CRANKY
Take those goddamn socks OFF lmfao
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Take those goddamn socks OFF lmfao
I don’t have many icks but one major one is keeping your socks on during sex
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t have many icks but one major one is keeping your socks on during sex
I’m getting on halo to be toxic with the toxic teens
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m getting on halo to be toxic with the toxic teens
I love singing the pedal tone boy. It’s the lower brass in me
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I love singing the pedal tone boy. It’s the lower brass in me
Another thing I can say about my brother, is all the girls he has ever brought home to meet his family have been literal angels, I have loved every single one of them lmfao
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Another thing I can say about my brother, is all the girls he has ever brought home to meet his family have been literal angels, I have loved every single one of them lmfao
To this day, I can tell you what he’s about to say with like 98% accuracy. When they said blood of my blood they were talking about me and the youngest lmao. I am very fond of our saggiterrorist
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
To this day, I can tell you what he’s about to say with like 98% accuracy. When they said blood of my blood they were talking about me and the youngest lmao. I am very fond of our saggiterrorist