Joseph Hall
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Joseph Hall
@groundh0g.bsky.social
Coder, Writer, Artist?, #gamedev, Teacher, Juggler, Musician, Punster, Daddy, Husband. #fauxcabulary. #ThoughtWorker, ex #IBMer, ex #Microsoftie.
asleep
(a·sleep)
— n.

1. a jumping donkey

First posted on: Sat Jun 07 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
cities
(ci·ties)
— v.

1. to occupy a chair with little effort

First posted on: Wed Jun 04 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
frighten
(fright·en)
— v.

1. a method of preparing less than a dozen pieces of chicken

First posted on: Tue Jun 03 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Joseph Hall
More fun tweaks on a side-#ML project I've been working on. I've added intention indicators. Green for placement, red for removal, blue for capture. (It's just random play right now, but I've been working on making sure the rules are enforced correctly. Not as easy as one would think.)
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
border
(bor·der)
— v.

1. failure to entertain a female

First posted on: Sat May 31 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hormones
(hor·mones)
— v.

1. prostitute grunts

First posted on: Wed May 28 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
effingham
(ef·fing·ham)
— n.

1. unwanted pork

First posted on: Tue May 27 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
telecommute
(te·le·com·mu·te)
— v.

1. to transport a TV

First posted on: Mon May 26 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
cauliflower
(cau·li·flo·wer)
— n.

1. a dog's blooms

First posted on: Sun May 25 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ransack
(ran·sack)
— v.

1. a jumping race

First posted on: Wed May 21 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
tuna
(tu·na)
— n.

1. a New Jersey radio dial

First posted on: Tue May 20 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
coors
(co·ors)
— n.

1. those who rise up

First posted on: Mon May 19 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
obey
(o·bey)
— n.

1. an almost-fully enclosed inlet of the sea

First posted on: Sun May 18 2014

#fauxcabulary
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
demonize
(de·mon·ize)
— n.

1. the devils peepers

First posted on: Sat May 17 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
vaseline
(vas·el·ine)
— n.

1. a one-legged stableboy

First posted on: Wed May 14 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
cleaver
(clea·ver)
— n.

1. one who latches on

First posted on: Tue May 13 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
quarter
(quart·er)
— v.

1. to date with the intention of marriage

First posted on: Mon May 12 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
detainees
(de·tai·nees)
— v.

1. held in custody without effort

First posted on: Sun May 11 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
menstruate
(men·stru·ate)
— n.

1. heterosexual males

First posted on: Sat May 10 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
dildo
(dil·do)
— n.

1. the precursor to pickle bread

First posted on: Wed May 07 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
appear
(ap·pear)
— n.

1. where boats are moored

First posted on: Tue May 06 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
benefactor
(ben·e·fact·or)
— n.

1. a former consideration

First posted on: Mon May 05 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm not judging all the book lovers out there, but I am curious... How to you avoid paper cuts?

#booklover
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
academy
(a·ca·de·my)
— n.

1. myself and a dishonorable man

First posted on: Sun May 04 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
polaroids
(po·lar·oids)
— n.

1. Eskimo hemorrhoids

First posted on: Sat May 03 2014

#fauxcabulary
September 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM