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"cal kneeling over a pillow, tied up, buzzed, blown up. what kind of bust happens first?"
August 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Joey found his collar's bell was replaced with a ripcord, wonder what it doesssSSQUIIIRRK??? 🎈
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you can pump me until i burst, ill love every second
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Lovely stuff by @afurreak.bsky.social~

What was supposed to be a regular trip out to get local ingredients turned into looking inside an abandoned building. Unfortunately for the both of us, it was a lab testing various incenses, also unfortunate, I... don't remember where our bag is... oh boy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
oops, you overused the cat
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Uh oh, guess Joey's stuck like a big dumb bobblehead dog balloon for a week, feel free to give that ripcord a few more tugs to really balloon him up, he can't stop you~
October 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Just spending some time squished up in a Sybil Suit, pay no mind
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Plushsuit time! Its odd feeling so thick and soft and yet light and hollow inside...
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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funny space aliens finding out how elastic Earthlings are and giving your swelling, hanger filling side a slap, loudly proclaiming 'this creature can hold so much helium!' and then running calculations on how much more you need before you can be used for forward observation duties as a blimp. -3-
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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"no fart november" very quickly turning into "nonstop fart november" where any second you dont spend farting is a second youre rapidly inflating and creaking and getting one second closer to exploding
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Having sex with a P Balloon is probably really hot cuz you never know which of your thrusts is going to pop thing
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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the best time i have with you is spending moments like these together. lost in our own little world and getting lost in your eyes. i love being bigbacks together with you @kumadoggo.bsky.social ✨️🧡💚✨️

🎨: @roundwombo.bsky.social thank you so very much for this!
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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will do a proper render once i have it rigged and everything but god im so proud of this remodel its so much better to work with now
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
stuck against the ceiling, ready to burst!
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Very self-indulgent Joey ballooning heavily inspired by LRP, love the sorta "air fat" shape~
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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say hi to P, a very *powerful* balloon being!

its the source of every pballoon and pballoon-esque item ever! it loooves to rub and squeak its huuuge magical rubbery body against people to make them inflate! and inflate itself to bursting to make everyone within a mile radius follow suit!
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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// fart
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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is this anything chat

#headinflation
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Joey's costume this year is Two-Flates!

(He stitched a compression suit and regular suit together and had some chocolate which got him blowing up from his allergy)
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It's funny, I can quickly draw for people and tease them just fine but when the tables get turned I'm like a deer in the headlights, like ??? That's my job idk how to react
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
updated pricessss (they're lower)
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM