Grim Savant
@grimsavant.bsky.social
Author, ghost in a man suit.
You gotta have your Smeagoals in life
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You gotta have your Smeagoals in life
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A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.
A reminder: The perpetrators in the Epstein files are Oligarchs, and so are the ones protecting them.
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.
An underrated and slightly diabolical pleasure in life is leaning towards your significant other's ear while they are largely unawares and whispering the word "whisker" while overpronouncing the h.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
An underrated and slightly diabolical pleasure in life is leaning towards your significant other's ear while they are largely unawares and whispering the word "whisker" while overpronouncing the h.
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Damn, these MAGA people really are ready to absolutely pounce on any wounded member of the pack...
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Damn, these MAGA people really are ready to absolutely pounce on any wounded member of the pack...
Guys, Edgar Suit is threatening me with a good time.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Guys, Edgar Suit is threatening me with a good time.
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Hundreds of thousands of people, dead because of a decision made by the world's richest man
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hundreds of thousands of people, dead because of a decision made by the world's richest man
For the length of the shutdown, every reporter's first question when interviewing Senate Republicans should always be:
"What did you have to eat today?"
"What did you have to eat today?"
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For the length of the shutdown, every reporter's first question when interviewing Senate Republicans should always be:
"What did you have to eat today?"
"What did you have to eat today?"
Thiel is connected to multiple biotech companies. I'm sure there's nothing at all sinister going on... www.wired.com/story/startu...
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thiel is connected to multiple biotech companies. I'm sure there's nothing at all sinister going on... www.wired.com/story/startu...
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
This whole "daylight savings time" thing is amazing. I'm just unclear on what I get with the saved daylight. Is it like, a free sandwich? Or maybe a latte?
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This whole "daylight savings time" thing is amazing. I'm just unclear on what I get with the saved daylight. Is it like, a free sandwich? Or maybe a latte?
Just so you know, HALLOW means "to consecrate or make holy" and the word WEEN refers to a person's junk.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just so you know, HALLOW means "to consecrate or make holy" and the word WEEN refers to a person's junk.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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Imagine being mad that someone used SNAP to buy beef at the grocery store, but not mad that a president decided to undercut American farmers already on the brink of bankruptcy by importing that beef from Argentina.
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Imagine being mad that someone used SNAP to buy beef at the grocery store, but not mad that a president decided to undercut American farmers already on the brink of bankruptcy by importing that beef from Argentina.
The plan is that the disabled, the elderly and the poor die while the able bodied are slaves to the oligarch machine...
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The plan is that the disabled, the elderly and the poor die while the able bodied are slaves to the oligarch machine...
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
We have been dulled and lulled.
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
We have been dulled and lulled.
"If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me A.I."
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me A.I."
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October 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At A.W.S. this morning...
a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
At A.W.S. this morning...
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
Pay more attention to how often you blink because it's weird. Think about this at the most awkward times like in the middle of talking to other people. Then, start comparing how often they blink to how often you blink. Do your eyes stay shut for too long? Has this always been happening?
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pay more attention to how often you blink because it's weird. Think about this at the most awkward times like in the middle of talking to other people. Then, start comparing how often they blink to how often you blink. Do your eyes stay shut for too long? Has this always been happening?