GrimGrayhelm
@grimgrayhelm.bsky.social
A very happy birthday to Culture Club singer Boy George!
June 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A very happy birthday to Culture Club singer Boy George!
Trump on the US military: It has “Smashed foreign empires, humbled kings, toppled tyrants and hunted terrorist savages through the very gates of hell.”
Is he saying the military has conducted expeditions to Hell?
Is he saying the military has conducted expeditions to Hell?
June 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump on the US military: It has “Smashed foreign empires, humbled kings, toppled tyrants and hunted terrorist savages through the very gates of hell.”
Is he saying the military has conducted expeditions to Hell?
Is he saying the military has conducted expeditions to Hell?
Politician or a cop
Or a teacher in a school
No one gets authority
By following the rules
Or a teacher in a school
No one gets authority
By following the rules
June 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Politician or a cop
Or a teacher in a school
No one gets authority
By following the rules
Or a teacher in a school
No one gets authority
By following the rules
Political hat? Me? No!
June 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Political hat? Me? No!
Today a small bird gifted my dog a tiny piece of bread
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Today a small bird gifted my dog a tiny piece of bread
Are you there Bluesky? It’s me, Grim.
May 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Are you there Bluesky? It’s me, Grim.
I want to deep fry an Uncrustable
May 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I want to deep fry an Uncrustable
“Never say what you said. To me, that’s the nastiest question.” is probably how I sound as a substitute teacher telling students not to swear.
May 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Never say what you said. To me, that’s the nastiest question.” is probably how I sound as a substitute teacher telling students not to swear.
TV show pitch: “Murder She Post.” Old lady solves murders using good old fashioned gumption and a very solid grasp of social media.
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
TV show pitch: “Murder She Post.” Old lady solves murders using good old fashioned gumption and a very solid grasp of social media.
Eb major is a stupid chord and I don’t like songs that use it
May 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Eb major is a stupid chord and I don’t like songs that use it
That’s right Apple Music. I love “Handle Me With Care” by The Travelling Wilburies so much that I can and will happily listen to it multiple times a day. Ya got me.
May 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That’s right Apple Music. I love “Handle Me With Care” by The Travelling Wilburies so much that I can and will happily listen to it multiple times a day. Ya got me.
Story idea: Our hero, a down and out private eye, is hired by Lin Manuel Miranda to retrieve a stolen item of some value: a cursed rhyming dictionary given to Miranda by the devil in exchange for his soul.
May 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Story idea: Our hero, a down and out private eye, is hired by Lin Manuel Miranda to retrieve a stolen item of some value: a cursed rhyming dictionary given to Miranda by the devil in exchange for his soul.
Pixar, get to work on the movie about a family of seagulls helping a guy from Chicago become the pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Pixar, get to work on the movie about a family of seagulls helping a guy from Chicago become the pope
This year’s hot Christmas item? 30 dolls.
May 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This year’s hot Christmas item? 30 dolls.
“Not buying your child a cell phone” is the new “saving for college”
May 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Not buying your child a cell phone” is the new “saving for college”
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poasting something stupid to offset the bad
April 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
poasting something stupid to offset the bad
May I speak millennially for a moment? I have no right to complain about Jack Black inspiring a bunch of kids to act like insufferably obnoxious monsters because I remember exactly how I responded to the arrival of Tenacious D.
April 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
May I speak millennially for a moment? I have no right to complain about Jack Black inspiring a bunch of kids to act like insufferably obnoxious monsters because I remember exactly how I responded to the arrival of Tenacious D.
🎮 One time I was subbing for a middle school history class. A kid was talking about video games asserted with total confidence that the “64” in “Mario 64” refers to the year of the game’s release.
HISTORY class, man.
HISTORY class, man.
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
🎮 One time I was subbing for a middle school history class. A kid was talking about video games asserted with total confidence that the “64” in “Mario 64” refers to the year of the game’s release.
HISTORY class, man.
HISTORY class, man.
🎮Initial reactions to finishing Disco Elysium: Everyone needs a Kim Kitsuragi. Self-referential dialogue trees are, like, meta. Role-playing as someone with different values from myself makes me uncomfortable in a good way. Game violence is scarier when you reason it into being.
April 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
🎮Initial reactions to finishing Disco Elysium: Everyone needs a Kim Kitsuragi. Self-referential dialogue trees are, like, meta. Role-playing as someone with different values from myself makes me uncomfortable in a good way. Game violence is scarier when you reason it into being.
I finished Disco Elysium last night, and it inspired me to finally raise my electrochemistry stats enough to wipe *The Expression* off my face
April 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I finished Disco Elysium last night, and it inspired me to finally raise my electrochemistry stats enough to wipe *The Expression* off my face
I love the use of the word “tackle” when it refers to solving a problem. Watch out low self esteem, your ass is about to get SACKED
April 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love the use of the word “tackle” when it refers to solving a problem. Watch out low self esteem, your ass is about to get SACKED
Idea from the video game design backlog:
Interplanetary animal control officer top down puzzle shooter. Travel from planet to planet tagging, trapping, and corralling alien species.
Interplanetary animal control officer top down puzzle shooter. Travel from planet to planet tagging, trapping, and corralling alien species.
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Idea from the video game design backlog:
Interplanetary animal control officer top down puzzle shooter. Travel from planet to planet tagging, trapping, and corralling alien species.
Interplanetary animal control officer top down puzzle shooter. Travel from planet to planet tagging, trapping, and corralling alien species.
An idea from the game design backlog:
An adventure game set in an old apartment building where the doors open to a different point in time depending on what key is used.
An adventure game set in an old apartment building where the doors open to a different point in time depending on what key is used.
April 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
An idea from the game design backlog:
An adventure game set in an old apartment building where the doors open to a different point in time depending on what key is used.
An adventure game set in an old apartment building where the doors open to a different point in time depending on what key is used.
I’ve spent about 30 years accumulating the necessary skills to develop a video game while convincing myself that I’m not ready to begin developing a video game. I’m running out of excuses.
April 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ve spent about 30 years accumulating the necessary skills to develop a video game while convincing myself that I’m not ready to begin developing a video game. I’m running out of excuses.
Inside of me are two wolves.
What? I was hungry.
What? I was hungry.
April 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Inside of me are two wolves.
What? I was hungry.
What? I was hungry.