Griffin Kelly
griffinkelly.bsky.social
Griffin Kelly
@griffinkelly.bsky.social
Woe, it’s me.
Reposted by Griffin Kelly
@griffinkelly.bsky.social starred in our short Long Away, and I knew from working with with her that she was a phenomenal talent

and this show? it’s one of THE greatest things I’ve ever seen

it is BRILLIANT

there’s still some tickets left for this Sunday’s show

GO SEE IT, LA
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
are there any grants for girls who just want to lounge around?
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
these are the days we lib for
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
please god find it in your heart to hit me with a waymo
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The venn diagram of being gentle with oneself and cancelling plans last minute is a perfect circle
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Attempted murder is so embarrassing like not only are you a failure but you’re also going to jail
September 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
If we rally together I bet we can cyber bully her into an eating disorder by thanksgiving
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I didn’t even know the kid was in there I just like smashing car windows
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Science should invent a turd that doesn’t hurt when you poop it
August 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
me: if you can get infected from a sick person sneezing on you, you should be able to get cured from a healthy person sneezing on you

waitress: so you did wanna see a dessert menu, or
August 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The thing about the Empire State Building is that’s what it is.
August 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What happened in 2001 nine elevenologically can never happen again
August 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If I see your girl you better believe she’s gonna be walking normal tomorrow! I am a chiropractor.
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Going to McDonalds, ordering a McEvil, and refusing to leave until they bring it to me.
July 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Father has confiscated my attaché case again. Requesting an extension on the analytics report until I have access to my documents. My epipen was in there also.
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think it’s cowardly and unpatriotic that the roku city skyline doesn’t feature the twin towers
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Did you know you can do autoerotic asphyxiation without the asphyxiation part?
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cosplay gives us an answer to the age-old question: what if this beloved character was also a little ugly
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yeah, I like hiking. Hiking up my SKIRT #slutlife
May 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ah, chicken. Tuna of the land.
May 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spotify Wrapped? More like fart if I crapped!
May 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fellas is it gay to get startled
April 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m like if Stevie Wonder was white and a woman and could see and didn’t know how to play the piano.
April 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
To a calendrical mind like mine, march madness is just madness
March 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The english language really lost its way with gubernatorial.
March 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM