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Your local Oppossum is here
Your local Oppossum is here
pardon me, going to go scream in the corner for a few minutes
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
pardon me, going to go scream in the corner for a few minutes
i don't know how this happened, but I have never wanted to reproduce a bug so much
July 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i don't know how this happened, but I have never wanted to reproduce a bug so much
anyone have chimken to spare
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
anyone have chimken to spare
possums deserve scritches too
(please pet me)
(please pet me)
May 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
possums deserve scritches too
(please pet me)
(please pet me)
okay but what about werepossums?
May 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
okay but what about werepossums?
Inside you there are two wolves
One is a himbo
The other... is also a himbo
You are a twink
One is a himbo
The other... is also a himbo
You are a twink
May 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Inside you there are two wolves
One is a himbo
The other... is also a himbo
You are a twink
One is a himbo
The other... is also a himbo
You are a twink
biscuits and gravy is great, but have you considered a 7 foot tall werewolf boyfriend?
May 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
biscuits and gravy is great, but have you considered a 7 foot tall werewolf boyfriend?
new isekai idea:
"I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
"I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
May 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
new isekai idea:
"I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
"I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
Is sleeping in a garbage can in peace too much to ask for?
May 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is sleeping in a garbage can in peace too much to ask for?
WE ARE SO BACK!!! NOTHING CAN STOP M- *gets hit by a truck*
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WE ARE SO BACK!!! NOTHING CAN STOP M- *gets hit by a truck*
I'm insane? no, you have it backwards... sane is in me ;)
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm insane? no, you have it backwards... sane is in me ;)
consider yourself sniffed
May 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
consider yourself sniffed
Has anyone seen Geoffrey? We were supposed to go lay in the middle of the road today.
April 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Has anyone seen Geoffrey? We were supposed to go lay in the middle of the road today.
Can I just sleep all weekend?
April 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can I just sleep all weekend?
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT SELF CARE FEELS SO GREAT
April 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT SELF CARE FEELS SO GREAT
I'm going to steal the entire vegetable drawer from your fridge
April 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm going to steal the entire vegetable drawer from your fridge
who wants to ransack the local dumpsters with me?
April 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
who wants to ransack the local dumpsters with me?
the cheese tax also applies to opossums, so pay up
April 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the cheese tax also applies to opossums, so pay up
my brain is soup, but fuck it we ball
April 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
my brain is soup, but fuck it we ball
Nothing beats committing arson in 31 states.
April 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nothing beats committing arson in 31 states.
I'm not just trash...
I'm a dumpster fire
I'm a dumpster fire
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm not just trash...
I'm a dumpster fire
I'm a dumpster fire
Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed
DO NOT GO TO THE WENDY'S DUMPSTER 0/10
April 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
DO NOT GO TO THE WENDY'S DUMPSTER 0/10