When people on here post swear words in all caps, I can only imagine sports are happening
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When people on here post swear words in all caps, I can only imagine sports are happening
The music in this restaurant is too loud. I ordered a tamale and they brought guacamole
June 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The music in this restaurant is too loud. I ordered a tamale and they brought guacamole
Decided to shave my legs for the first time in years and I got a cramp trying to reach around to my fat ass
June 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Decided to shave my legs for the first time in years and I got a cramp trying to reach around to my fat ass
I wonder how Sylvia Plath would have felt about Sour Patch Kids. Would Marie Curie love a Little Debbie? Would Cleopatra prefer to have been fed a Nerds Rope?
May 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I wonder how Sylvia Plath would have felt about Sour Patch Kids. Would Marie Curie love a Little Debbie? Would Cleopatra prefer to have been fed a Nerds Rope?
Said "et voila!" at work today and could not feel like more of a chode
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Said "et voila!" at work today and could not feel like more of a chode
Someone accidentally delivered groceries to my house. I did not order groceries. I have 3 boxes of pop tarts, a block of cheddar cheese, and 8 bottles of Mountain Lightning
May 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Someone accidentally delivered groceries to my house. I did not order groceries. I have 3 boxes of pop tarts, a block of cheddar cheese, and 8 bottles of Mountain Lightning
I see more ankles on this app than any other body part
May 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I see more ankles on this app than any other body part
Gay trump supporting coworker clocked out and left when I asked him about fascism and the camps people are being spirited away to
May 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Gay trump supporting coworker clocked out and left when I asked him about fascism and the camps people are being spirited away to
I forgot to bring my protein shake to work, so instead I will eat a donut brought to us from the tourism board. I'm sure it's the same
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I forgot to bring my protein shake to work, so instead I will eat a donut brought to us from the tourism board. I'm sure it's the same
Fully have lived through more popes than I expected to in my lifetime
April 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Fully have lived through more popes than I expected to in my lifetime
I think it's so fitting that Satan doesn't use alt text
April 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I think it's so fitting that Satan doesn't use alt text
This has been my experience with every single person I've ever met in the UK and Ireland
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This has been my experience with every single person I've ever met in the UK and Ireland
Something about straight men always has them calling me boss man
April 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Something about straight men always has them calling me boss man
Me getting ready to quit my job (again) because of the toxic working environment
a woman is typing on a computer keyboard in front of a sign that says " erne "
ALT: a woman is typing on a computer keyboard in front of a sign that says " erne "
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April 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me getting ready to quit my job (again) because of the toxic working environment
Would never have the energy to survive but would LOVE to play a game of Jumanji rn
March 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Would never have the energy to survive but would LOVE to play a game of Jumanji rn
Perfect excuse for a little trip to NOLA. Can't wait to see @bouletbrothers.bsky.social and all the monster fam
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Perfect excuse for a little trip to NOLA. Can't wait to see @bouletbrothers.bsky.social and all the monster fam
Been seeing a lot of BOTD (born on this day) posts and I keep reading it as Breath of the Dild every time
link from the video game breath of the wild is giving a high five .
Alt: link from the video game breath of the wild is giving a thumbs up
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March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Been seeing a lot of BOTD (born on this day) posts and I keep reading it as Breath of the Dild every time
There is always a shirtless man in the darkened dining room at the Chinese restaurant I frequent. I want so badly to ask why he's there
February 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There is always a shirtless man in the darkened dining room at the Chinese restaurant I frequent. I want so badly to ask why he's there
Been thinking this whole time that Succession and Severance were the same show
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Been thinking this whole time that Succession and Severance were the same show
Saw a horse across the street from the grocery store this morning. Looking closer, I realized it's a statue outside the mexican restaurant
January 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw a horse across the street from the grocery store this morning. Looking closer, I realized it's a statue outside the mexican restaurant
Lost my job in November, but now that I'm not working I have the energy to work out regularly, keep things clean, and have hobbies I would never have the energy for. Is this a neurodivergent thing?
January 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lost my job in November, but now that I'm not working I have the energy to work out regularly, keep things clean, and have hobbies I would never have the energy for. Is this a neurodivergent thing?
Just punched myself in the balls trying to keep an orange from falling on the ground
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Just punched myself in the balls trying to keep an orange from falling on the ground
Ignore the soup stains on the stovetop, I'm in a groove and haven't cleaned yet
December 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Ignore the soup stains on the stovetop, I'm in a groove and haven't cleaned yet