Thalia M Floros
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Thalia M Floros
@gremlincomedy.bsky.social
A gremlin who inherited her grandmother's superiority complex...
Pinned
"Introducing...! The one...! The only...! The funniest of funnies...! The prettiest of pretties...! The troublemaker extraordinaire...! The amazing Thalia!"

Yep, another OC.
Total gremlin.
Adult writer, adult muse.
Countless thoughts about big tiddy redheads and the things she would do to them.
August 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Nod nod. Thalia understands that thought very well.
"The feminine urge to mating press a big tiddy wife from every dimension..."

...Not gonna question the drunk lady's logic of how that will work.

Also, damn she's shameless.
June 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Thalia M Floros
"Your honor, in my defense, I'm finally migrating from the bird app-"

[Death penalty.]

Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thalia will do the most attractive thing she can for #SeductiveSunday: Be an amazing driver! She's ready to take a Sunday drive with as many cute girls as she can!

...A sudden downpour would be rough, but she's sure she could make it fun. Somehow. Probably. Maybe.
June 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SNEEZE!

...Some plants just got vaporized by that sneeze. Somehow.
June 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"PLEASE SHOW ME MORE BIG BOOBS!"

Gremlin meltdown...
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"I will fucking delete this world if my dream girl doesn't flirt with me tomorrow."
April 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Frustrated gremlin bite attack!
April 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"...Of my dream girl isn't flirting with me in the next hour, I'm going to lose my mind."
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Rich big tiddy redhead girlfriend! Give! Now! You people don't want me to have a real temper tantrum!"

She neglected to mention the 'whole head taller than Thalia' and '100% faithful to Thalia' requirements.
April 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"...I didn't get to see any tits yesterday, and now even the narrator's hints aren't getting any results. I'm tired of being single, dammit! Grandma and granny were already married by the time they were this age, while I haven't even dated a girl!"
April 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
BadJokesLucia

Something something give Thalia a girlfriend with Ririka as the faceclaim. Single ship. Constant fluff. Maybe a little horny. Need.
March 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"...Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

...At least she didn't nuke anybody for the lack of boobs she saw.
March 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Thoroughly pissed off gremlin.
March 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Your gif gets one point out of ten for being so short and choppy.
The funky birds themselves get a six out of ten."
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Thalia found a way to make herself feel better for this #SeductiveSunday!

...Oooor it's going to flop and she'll be in an even worse mood. Don't let that happen. We really don't need the gremlin to stay in a bad mood. She's calling on #MVRP to end this boredom epidemic!
March 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thalia won't go to the effort of a real Seductive Sunday until things get lively and fun around here again. Let her just dig up an old expression of her desires instead.
...If Thalia ever actually meets her dream girl.
March 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS!"

Ah. She's shameless changing her demands as if she's on strike...
March 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"...Fuck it. Which dating app isn't complete trash full of ugly people?"
March 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Meanwhile I should have hundreds of fans, but you losers have shit taste and worship the wrong people."
"She is the closest to a fan I will ever have so-"
"Oh. A bot. Even I'm not that desperate for attention."

Nearly, but not quite.
March 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Oh. A bot. Even I'm not that desperate for attention."

Nearly, but not quite.
"Suibari is a good girl. You just have to have her near you-"
"Nice. Congrats. Happy for you."

Thalia's clearly fuming with envy.
March 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Nice. Congrats. Happy for you."

Thalia's clearly fuming with envy.
"I am glad I have my own personal cheerleader."
March 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Give me a rich redhead with boobs bigger than my head or give me the extinction of humanity."
March 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ah, she looks like she's about to cry...

"I'm... I'm gonna give you all that sensation that you're being stabbed by an unseen hair in your clothes if I don't get to be popular soon! Especially with girls who have boobs bigger than my head!"

...Desperate lonely gremlin...
March 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"That's what you get for following demons instead of my grandma."

No sympathy from Thalia...
"I mean. Swine Flu almost killed me and I am sure it permanently damaged my throat and lungs.

So..."
"Because the demons knew about you in advance. They knew that you would come crawling to them, so they started their work early."
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM