Gresto
@grelosto.bsky.social
I'm the bees knees (sorta knobbly and covered in wax) 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 in 🇬🇧
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Rough day for Tylenol but can we take a moment to appreciate that Trump and RFK are also technically saying vaccines *aren't* the cause of autism.
September 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Rough day for Tylenol but can we take a moment to appreciate that Trump and RFK are also technically saying vaccines *aren't* the cause of autism.
Did the responsible thing and took a train instead of a plane from London to Glasgow! Amazing experience. The wifi? 0.2 mb/s baby! Temperature? Sweltering. 😘 Air conditioning? Broken. Cafe? Closed. BUT the speed? Well now, the SPEED... is three times longer. "Wow! Is it cheaper too?" 😅 Also no.
May 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did the responsible thing and took a train instead of a plane from London to Glasgow! Amazing experience. The wifi? 0.2 mb/s baby! Temperature? Sweltering. 😘 Air conditioning? Broken. Cafe? Closed. BUT the speed? Well now, the SPEED... is three times longer. "Wow! Is it cheaper too?" 😅 Also no.
I'm at the point in The Apocalypse™ where apparently I need to listen to zen meditation music while working in order to get anything done.
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm at the point in The Apocalypse™ where apparently I need to listen to zen meditation music while working in order to get anything done.
White House be like so basically TikTok and student op-eds are threats to national security but an alcoholic Nazi accidentally leaking live war plans to a journalist is not.
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
White House be like so basically TikTok and student op-eds are threats to national security but an alcoholic Nazi accidentally leaking live war plans to a journalist is not.
What else on these incompetent dickweeds' phones is only one Russian phishing email away from falling into the wrong hands? 🤨 Utterly speechless. #signalgate
Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal
The administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief.
www.theatlantic.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What else on these incompetent dickweeds' phones is only one Russian phishing email away from falling into the wrong hands? 🤨 Utterly speechless. #signalgate
I am one unprecedented time away from permanently Gollum-devolving straight into this meme cat like some kind of elder millennial stupidity-triggered Animorph.
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am one unprecedented time away from permanently Gollum-devolving straight into this meme cat like some kind of elder millennial stupidity-triggered Animorph.
If the powers at be would just come along on my walks and take notes as I rant into the void, all the world's problems would be solved probably.
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If the powers at be would just come along on my walks and take notes as I rant into the void, all the world's problems would be solved probably.
And now a SECOND PLANE HAS FALLEN FROM THE SKY. There is not enough void to contain the screaming...
Air traffic controllers have been emailed by the Trump administration urging them to quit their jobs and take mass “buyouts” just 24 hours after the D.C. plane crash.
Trump Admin Emails Air Traffic Controllers: Quit Your Jobs
Federal employees were told they could use their paid time off to explore “dream destinations” before quitting.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And now a SECOND PLANE HAS FALLEN FROM THE SKY. There is not enough void to contain the screaming...
Trump and an unelected civilian nazi just got 67 people horrifically killed and next they're sending 30,000 people to a concentration camp solely for the sake of their blind greed, so if the Democrats could stand the fuck up sometime soon that'd be great.
I missed this entirely:
The FAA Administrator criticized Space X’s safety record and threatened fines.
Musk demanded he resign.
He did.
On January 20th.
www.thedailybeast.com/faa-chief-mi...
The FAA Administrator criticized Space X’s safety record and threatened fines.
Musk demanded he resign.
He did.
On January 20th.
www.thedailybeast.com/faa-chief-mi...
FAA Chief Quit on Jan. 20 After Elon Musk Told Him to Resign
Michael Whitaker had only been in the role for a year but the SpaceX chief accused him of “harassment.”
www.thedailybeast.com
January 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trump and an unelected civilian nazi just got 67 people horrifically killed and next they're sending 30,000 people to a concentration camp solely for the sake of their blind greed, so if the Democrats could stand the fuck up sometime soon that'd be great.
Wish we could force Elon to resign.
January 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wish we could force Elon to resign.
WE KNOW, news. EVERYTHING is breaking, not just YOU.
January 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
WE KNOW, news. EVERYTHING is breaking, not just YOU.
Can someone clear up how we feel about Mark Cuban? Is he like 'cool billionaire who we don't want to eat' or do we just have bigger fish to fry at the moment?
What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can someone clear up how we feel about Mark Cuban? Is he like 'cool billionaire who we don't want to eat' or do we just have bigger fish to fry at the moment?
Is there a word for when you feel, specifically, like you're on a rotting rope bridge over a canyon, desperately trying to make it across before a mad supervillain and his pompous orange sidekick slice it clean in half with a giant space laser they bought for themselves after decades of fraud?
News Analysis: Unlike the last time President-elect Trump took the oath of office, bristling tension and angry defiance in Washington have given way to accommodation and submission.
Trump Returns to White House With More Deferential Allies and Foes
As Donald J. Trump prepares to take the oath of office for a second time, much of the world seems to be bowing down to him and demoralized opponents are rethinking the future.
nyti.ms
January 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is there a word for when you feel, specifically, like you're on a rotting rope bridge over a canyon, desperately trying to make it across before a mad supervillain and his pompous orange sidekick slice it clean in half with a giant space laser they bought for themselves after decades of fraud?
Honestly a TikTok ban would be better than Elon buying it.
January 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Honestly a TikTok ban would be better than Elon buying it.
Maybe this isn't the time but I think we should all just sit down and be proud of how functional we even are considering the lingering trauma of The Brave Little Toaster.
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Maybe this isn't the time but I think we should all just sit down and be proud of how functional we even are considering the lingering trauma of The Brave Little Toaster.