Greg the Giltcher
gregthegiltcher.bsky.social
Greg the Giltcher
@gregthegiltcher.bsky.social
e.g Fartist, hot dog-lover, and Avid Meader.
My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, I'm covered in slime
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Remember when Pinhead said this? "We have such subtitles to show you."

#hellraiser #pinhead
October 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔
August 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Told my dentist to "Start digging in my mouth, twin."

#dentistry #teeth #dentist
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dreamt that I had knowledge of an Oompa Loompa K-pop group and they would roast the shit out of random audience members in songs.

#dream
July 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.
June 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am a prawn to my vices,
A crawdad to my desires.
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Do you think Hatsune Miku and Socrates would get along?

#vocaloid
#question
#hatsunemiku
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical

#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
May 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You are now making music with Frank Waln.

#music #frank
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Andrew Jackson gets stranded in modern day real life New York City and no one recognizes him and it's up to the kid who's really into money to help him.

Twenty Dollar Man.

#movie #idea
May 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You ever have a memory you haven't thought about in a long time resurface and then you get a headache?

#question
May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules!

#pope
April 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.

#Green #grass
April 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Failed out of Clairvoyant College because they asked where I saw myself in 5 years and I said "I don't know"

#dropout
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm lost in the sauce (Great molasses flood)
March 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Would you make a hundred burgers just for a chance to make a burger?

#question
March 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Burnt myself on the lobster, my thumb 👍 and pointer ☝️. Lobster looked like this --->🦞
March 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
ITS BAAAACK
February 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you imagine Hannibal Lecter singing "Mambo No. 5" I feel like it changes the context
January 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
2026 gonna me my year for real, I already messed up
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I got plans, but the Lunarians would shut me down. I got plans...
January 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don't want any 2025ers talking to me, no spoilers
December 31, 2024 at 6:33 PM