Greg the Giltcher
@gregthegiltcher.bsky.social
e.g Fartist, hot dog-lover, and Avid Meader.
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JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules!
#pope
#pope
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Do you think construction workers using jackhammers get a big kick out of saying "ouh I'm jacking it, im jacking it"?
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Do you think construction workers using jackhammers get a big kick out of saying "ouh I'm jacking it, im jacking it"?
You hear that they localized "The Strokes" for various countries? It's different strokes for different folks
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
You hear that they localized "The Strokes" for various countries? It's different strokes for different folks
It's all redacted because the files are talking about scps
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It's all redacted because the files are talking about scps
Telling my younger cousins they didn't get what they want on Christmas because of the tariffs
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Telling my younger cousins they didn't get what they want on Christmas because of the tariffs
When she say he's a fan of Peter Gabriel so I recreate the first track of "Peter Gabriel 3: Melt" to em
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When she say he's a fan of Peter Gabriel so I recreate the first track of "Peter Gabriel 3: Melt" to em
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus.
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus.
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Dream Settler.
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Dream Settler.
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually a new Crazy Taxi game.
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually a new Crazy Taxi game.
My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, I'm covered in slime
And they're like, I'm covered in slime
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, I'm covered in slime
And they're like, I'm covered in slime
October 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔
August 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.
There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.
June 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.
I am a prawn to my vices,
A crawdad to my desires.
A crawdad to my desires.
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am a prawn to my vices,
A crawdad to my desires.
A crawdad to my desires.
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical
#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny
#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical
#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny
#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny
May 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules!
#pope
#pope
April 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules!
#pope
#pope