Greg Polkosnik
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Greg Polkosnik
@gregpolkosnik.bsky.social
I'm a writer, an astrologer, a fitness trainer, an aspiring wig model and a de-influencer. I like Vegas, reality TV and being a Capricorn. gregpolkosnik.com
Pinned
For anyone who would like to get to know what kind of astrologer I am, please read this prescient post I wrote five years ago on Kid Rock's birthday.
Kid Rock
January 17 is Kid Rock’s birthday. I make a point of discussing the shittiest Capricorns on this blog just because I can’t be a cheerleader for my own squad without acknowledging the fa…
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An Open Book

Friday's new moon coincides with the sun conjoining my natal Mercury. Last year, I published this post about the latter transit. This year, I'm going to try to use this event as a catalyst for positive change as I embark on a quest for more-gainful employment. I'm not sure that…
An Open Book
Friday's new moon coincides with the sun conjoining my natal Mercury. Last year, I published this post about the latter transit. This year, I'm going to try to use this event as a catalyst for positive change as I embark on a quest for more-gainful employment. I'm not sure that looking for a job in the middle of the holiday season is the right thing to do, but I suppose retailers discover which employees are nothing more than dead weight this time of year.
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December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mars in Capricorn

I woke up this morning feeling energetic and ready to take on the world. I didn't realize that Mars had moved into Capricorn until I read it on "Café Astrology." Mars is speeding through the zodiac right now, so it's only going to be transiting Capricorn for about five weeks.…
Mars in Capricorn
I woke up this morning feeling energetic and ready to take on the world. I didn't realize that Mars had moved into Capricorn until I read it on "Café Astrology." Mars is speeding through the zodiac right now, so it's only going to be transiting Capricorn for about five weeks. Nevertheless, I'm looking forward to moving around a little more as a result of having the red planet transiting my sign.
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December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mostly Cheerful

Middle Fingers (source: pexels.com) Transiting Venus enters my third house this evening where it will remain for exactly one month. "Café Astrology" provides the following interpretation for the annual event: "You are mostly cheerful in your approach to others, and perhaps somewhat…
Mostly Cheerful
Middle Fingers (source: pexels.com) Transiting Venus enters my third house this evening where it will remain for exactly one month. "Café Astrology" provides the following interpretation for the annual event: "You are mostly cheerful in your approach to others, and perhaps somewhat intellectual, during this transit. Essentially, you are quite companionable now. You enjoy talking about what interests you, and you find great value in the exchange of ideas.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bet on Punk: Part III

With Neptune going direct yesterday, we've reached another milepost in this interesting voyage of three of the outer planets as they vacillate between house cusps. When I reread this post I from last year just a moment ago, I was more impressed by the political predictions…
Bet on Punk: Part III
With Neptune going direct yesterday, we've reached another milepost in this interesting voyage of three of the outer planets as they vacillate between house cusps. When I reread this post I from last year just a moment ago, I was more impressed by the political predictions that I put out into the universe than the fashion advice that I intended to provide when I composed the first entry in this series of posts.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Math is Hard

I've said it before and I'll say it again . . .
Math is Hard
I've said it before and I'll say it again . . .
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December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Opportunities

Opportunities (source: pexels.com) I'm feeling quite optimistic this morning. The sun just joined Mars in my third house and my mind is going a million miles a minute. Jupiter is conjunct my midheaven (about to move back into my ninth house), and I feel as if luck is on my side.…
Opportunities
Opportunities (source: pexels.com) I'm feeling quite optimistic this morning. The sun just joined Mars in my third house and my mind is going a million miles a minute. Jupiter is conjunct my midheaven (about to move back into my ninth house), and I feel as if luck is on my side. What's more, transiting Mars is opposing my natal Jupiter, making me revel in my overconfidence and abundant energy levels.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Listening

Listening (source: pexels.com) The sun enters my third house early tomorrow morning. "Café Astrology" offers the following prediction for the transit: "The Sun in this house turns your attention toward your immediate surroundings and increases your interaction with friends, neighbors,…
Listening
Listening (source: pexels.com) The sun enters my third house early tomorrow morning. "Café Astrology" offers the following prediction for the transit: "The Sun in this house turns your attention toward your immediate surroundings and increases your interaction with friends, neighbors, relatives and business associates — the people you deal with every day. It is a good time to look at how you handle these casual relationships that are so important for your life.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Kiss My Asteroid

I've reblogged this post before, but it's as insightful today as it was when I first published it eight years ago. I'm going out with my friend Tracy today. Years ago, we were roommates. I was waiting on tables back then while attending university, and she was a hairstylist.…
Kiss My Asteroid
I've reblogged this post before, but it's as insightful today as it was when I first published it eight years ago. I'm going out with my friend Tracy today. Years ago, we were roommates. I was waiting on tables back then while attending university, and she was a hairstylist. Strangely, we both ended up becoming astrologers. She knows a lot more about asteroids than me.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The Weight of the World

World (source: pexels.com) The sun forms a square to my natal Saturn tomorrow. "Café Astrology" offers the following interpretation of the biannual event: "Today may seem depressing and restrictive. You may want to break out of your rut but find that you cannot, because…
The Weight of the World
World (source: pexels.com) The sun forms a square to my natal Saturn tomorrow. "Café Astrology" offers the following interpretation of the biannual event: "Today may seem depressing and restrictive. You may want to break out of your rut but find that you cannot, because some barrier is holding you back from going out and being yourself. Other people may seem to get in your way and interfere with what you are doing.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Rejection

I was just thinking about the phenomenon of "rejection" because of a strange dream I had last night. Just a moment later, as I was going through my old blog posts for this final day of November, I came across this post I wrote four years ago. It's a rather odd coincidence if I do say so…
Rejection
I was just thinking about the phenomenon of "rejection" because of a strange dream I had last night. Just a moment later, as I was going through my old blog posts for this final day of November, I came across this post I wrote four years ago. It's a rather odd coincidence if I do say so myself. Anyway, I think I'm going to explore my fear of rejection more thoroughly in the new year.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Astrology is for the old . . .

I said what I said.
Astrology is for the old . . .
I said what I said.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Clarity

Here's a post I wrote back in 2019 that seems rather prophetic considering that today is American Thanksgiving and Neptune is about to go direct as it prepares to make its final exit from the sign over which it rules. It makes me worry that things are going to get far worse in the USA…
Clarity
Here's a post I wrote back in 2019 that seems rather prophetic considering that today is American Thanksgiving and Neptune is about to go direct as it prepares to make its final exit from the sign over which it rules. It makes me worry that things are going to get far worse in the USA before they get any better.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Down to Earth

Feet on Ground (source: pexels.com) Saturn turns direct this evening at 25°09" Pisces. It turned retrograde back in July and reentered the sign at the beginning of September. It spent about three months in Aries during the warmer months of the year, and it will return to that sign…
Down to Earth
Feet on Ground (source: pexels.com) Saturn turns direct this evening at 25°09" Pisces. It turned retrograde back in July and reentered the sign at the beginning of September. It spent about three months in Aries during the warmer months of the year, and it will return to that sign around Valentine's Day next year. "Café Astrology" offers this interpretation of the ringed planet's station:
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November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Birthday Plans

Birthday Cake (source: pexels.com) I've been pretty disciplined since I quit my full-time job in March. I haven't been working as much, so I haven't felt the need for a vacation just to get away from the daily grind. However, my birthday is only a few weeks away. I would have…
Birthday Plans
Birthday Cake (source: pexels.com) I've been pretty disciplined since I quit my full-time job in March. I haven't been working as much, so I haven't felt the need for a vacation just to get away from the daily grind. However, my birthday is only a few weeks away. I would have planned to spend this milestone event in Las Vegas if it weren't for the fact that I'm boycotting America.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Getting Busy

Busy Bees (source: pexels.com) Mars moves into my third house a couple of days from now. Curiously, I've already picked up some extra shifts at my various jobs because I haven't had much to do since the cold weather arrived in this part of the world. My intuition must have been…
Getting Busy
Busy Bees (source: pexels.com) Mars moves into my third house a couple of days from now. Curiously, I've already picked up some extra shifts at my various jobs because I haven't had much to do since the cold weather arrived in this part of the world. My intuition must have been telling me that I would be entering a busier period because I've already got the next few weeks planned out.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Progressed Moon Conjunct Pluto

This progression becomes exact on Monday: the same day that I start a new project working from home. When I left my full-time job earlier this year, I pitched my appropriateness for tasks like the one I'm about to take on. In addition to the two part-time jobs I…
Progressed Moon Conjunct Pluto
This progression becomes exact on Monday: the same day that I start a new project working from home. When I left my full-time job earlier this year, I pitched my appropriateness for tasks like the one I'm about to take on. In addition to the two part-time jobs I currently have, this new gig is more than enough to keep me financially solvent and not bored out of my mind while I look for something more well-aligned with my skill set.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Isabella Blow
Isabella Blow
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November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All By Myself

I've got the house to myself for about a week starting tomorrow, just like I did when I published this post two years ago. I'm going to relish this opportunity to be left to my own devices because it doesn't happen nearly enough. In the meantime, this morning's new moon in Scorpio…
All By Myself
I've got the house to myself for about a week starting tomorrow, just like I did when I published this post two years ago. I'm going to relish this opportunity to be left to my own devices because it doesn't happen nearly enough. In the meantime, this morning's new moon in Scorpio conjunct retrograde Mercury has me feeling as if I can continue to make some positive changes in my life by looking back at what hasn't worked for me.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Siren Song

Siren (source: pexels.com) Venus entered my second house this morning and I already feel its siren song luring me toward financial doom. I made the mistake of "just looking" at the Holt Renfrew early access sale, and now I can't stop thinking about the Margiela Replica trainers I saw in…
Siren Song
Siren (source: pexels.com) Venus entered my second house this morning and I already feel its siren song luring me toward financial doom. I made the mistake of "just looking" at the Holt Renfrew early access sale, and now I can't stop thinking about the Margiela Replica trainers I saw in my size for half price. Half price! I know, right?
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November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The 2024 Zodiac Sign of the Year Awards

I guess that I'd better start thinking about who is going to top this year's list. Is it your zodiac sign? Probably not . . .
The 2024 Zodiac Sign of the Year Awards
I guess that I'd better start thinking about who is going to top this year's list. Is it your zodiac sign? Probably not . . .
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November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Warning Shot

Clothes (source: pexels.com) I just deleted an email that was sent to me by Holt Renfrew. Holt's is a high-end Canadian department store. The email was a reminder that their big sale starts tomorrow and was meant to encourage me to put some items on my online "Wish List" in…
Warning Shot
Clothes (source: pexels.com) I just deleted an email that was sent to me by Holt Renfrew. Holt's is a high-end Canadian department store. The email was a reminder that their big sale starts tomorrow and was meant to encourage me to put some items on my online "Wish List" in anticipation of the imminent markdowns. A moment later, I visited astro.com to read my daily horoscope where I was reminded that Venus enters my second house tomorrow where it will join the sun, Mercury and Mars.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Pleasure Yourself”

Foot Massage (source: pexels.com) The new moon in Scorpio arrives very late in the evening next Wednesday where I live. When I get out of bed on Thursday morning, the event will have already happened. The sun is currently transiting my second house alongside Mercury, Venus and…
“Pleasure Yourself”
Foot Massage (source: pexels.com) The new moon in Scorpio arrives very late in the evening next Wednesday where I live. When I get out of bed on Thursday morning, the event will have already happened. The sun is currently transiting my second house alongside Mercury, Venus and Mars. When the moon joins it there, five planets will be within the boundaries of this sector of my chart.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A Change of Direction

Pendulum (source: pexels.com) For an astrologer who spends a lot of time looking ahead, I sometimes get caught off-guard when the planets line up in a manner that I didn't see coming. It's not that I didn't know that they were going to line up that way, but that I wasn't…
A Change of Direction
Pendulum (source: pexels.com) For an astrologer who spends a lot of time looking ahead, I sometimes get caught off-guard when the planets line up in a manner that I didn't see coming. It's not that I didn't know that they were going to line up that way, but that I wasn't really paying attention. You could say that I choose to live in the moment, or at least in the not-too distant future.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Two Decades

Hooray, the reblog feature on WordPress is working again! Anyway, here's a post I wrote last year on this day. I may have been wrong when I predicted that the era of Trump was going to end as Pluto exited Capricorn, but I wasn't wrong about the aftermath. He's going to Marie-Antoinette…
Two Decades
Hooray, the reblog feature on WordPress is working again! Anyway, here's a post I wrote last year on this day. I may have been wrong when I predicted that the era of Trump was going to end as Pluto exited Capricorn, but I wasn't wrong about the aftermath. He's going to Marie-Antoinette himself and his cronies right into oblivion. C'mon, universe — make it happen!
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November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Lucky

Lucky (source: Pexels.com) I've been in the mood to push my luck lately, but I've been listening to a voice in my head that has been telling me that my patience will be rewarded. In fact, I had Saturday off from one of my part-time jobs, and I was going to go to the casino. I haven't been in…
Lucky
Lucky (source: Pexels.com) I've been in the mood to push my luck lately, but I've been listening to a voice in my head that has been telling me that my patience will be rewarded. In fact, I had Saturday off from one of my part-time jobs, and I was going to go to the casino. I haven't been in months, and I figured that I could use a break from my routine.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM