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Col. “Bat” Guano
@gregdavidcraft.bsky.social
Old man, film geek, artist, feminist, bleeding heart liberal, anti-capitalist, believer in no religion, deviated prevert
The building that houses the 5th Ave Theater in downtown Seattle hasn't re-raised their flag since Biden ordered it lowered for Jimmy Carter. That's the only flag I'm saluting I'm right now.
February 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I used to think people were crazy for saying that both parties were equally at fault for the state of things. Maybe I’m crazy now too.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
What's becoming very clear to me is that democracy was lost the moment politicians realized that they could use advertising techniques to win elections. It's all just manipulation now. They don't have to believe anything, and they don't have to follow through on anything. We're a marketocracy.
February 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What have we learned, America? We've learned that the problem with democracy is that voters can be made to vote the way they're told by a marketing campaign. They aren't voting for what's best for the country, or even for themselves. They vote based on what advertising tells them to be afraid of.
February 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Congratulations to Quentin Tarantino on being the 100,000th person to declare the death of cinema. We tried to reach Quentin for comment, but he was busy organizing his VHS collection.
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm sorry, Mr. Democracy, but you've developed late-stage capitalism, and I'm afraid it's metastasized. All we can do now is keep you comfortable until the end.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I foresee myself getting way more into punk in the next four years.
January 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I watched the original short film of Reservoir Dogs, with a cast of three. Or two and a half if only count Tarantino as half an actor.
A ★★½ review of Reservoir Dogs (1991)
Honestly, I don't think the feature-length version of this is among Tarantino's best films, and this is pretty amateurish by comparison. The editing is awkward, as background noise and lighting abrupt...
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January 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.
A ★★★★★ review of The Matrix (1999)
Watching this opening, I can still feel what it was like to sit in a theater seeing it for the first time, with no idea what I was in for. I don't generally like to praise marketing, but this movie wa...
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January 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No, toxically positive person on social media, everything is not going to be okay. Not all of us are going to survive this. If you're a cis-gendered heterosexual white male christian with money, yeah, you'll probably be okay. Everybody else is in trouble.
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's all a big pantomime, folks. It's a puppet show they put on to keep us distracted while they loot the coffers.
This exchange perfectly illustrates the bullshit song and dance on the Sunday political shows.

Margaret Brennan slips and calls him "Lindsey" rather than "senator." Graham is laughing as both try to keep up the charade of an adversarial relationship before slipping back into their roles.
January 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Back in 1979, Jimmy Carter was trying to negotiate the release of the hostages in Iran. Reagan's people told Iran not to make a deal with him, because if they waited until Reagan won the election, they'd give them a better one, and he'd get to be a hero.

Sound familiar?
January 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trump didn't pull back on the inauguration because of the weather. He pulled back because the attendance wasn't as high as he wanted. If you can't fill the space, move to a smaller space so it looks crowded. He's just barely smart enough to keep his ego fed.
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I remember it not making much of a splash at the time, and at this point, it's practically a lost film. The fact that it's the first writing credit for Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan should make it a movie that's ripe for rediscovery.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This Monday, don't forget to thank Ron Howard for legitimizing JD Vance's bullshit fantasy backstory.
January 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don’t make heroes of the artists who make the art you love. Artists are people, and people can disappoint you. The art they created, and what it had to say that spoke to you, never will.
January 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The remains of the SpaceX explosion falling to earth are the most attractive thing Elon Musk has had a hand in creating.
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As part of my "rewatch my 99 favorites" project, we recently saw Blue Velvet again, which is the movie I primarily credit with turning me into a serious film nerd. I loved movies before, but Blue Velvet really held my hand and lead me down the Yellow Brick Road, to use a favorite Lynch illustration.
A ★★★★★ review of Blue Velvet (1986)
This is the film I blame for turning me into the kind of hardcore film nerd who actually engages in film analysis and story breakdown and all that jazz that we waste our time with. And I think there's...
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January 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM