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NEW MUSIC EXCHANGE! This month, Josh and I discuss Steal This Album by System of a Down and Wildlife by La Dispute. Available on the Patreon.
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m wearing a mammal skinned suit, the enamel is in the back and Emanuel is in the front, yeh the front. I’m milting on a stranger and I feel guilt. Welcome to Charlemagne’s America.
August 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
this app sucks. Twitter obviously sucks way more so it says a lot that I’m having less fun here.
June 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Moving to a state with a high cost of living but as a bit
June 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m a balling and also shotcalling too but don’t tell Cere
June 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Using my protective snot layer to stop a bullet from shattering my skull into a bajillion pieces
June 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
bro your mucus is looking a little thin are you stressed?
June 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mammals the only group to not be utilizing snot to its potential honestly
June 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Getting disemboweled by a Jimmy John’s cashier after asking to have it “Jimmy Neutron’s Way”
June 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I shit the bus
June 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I shit my bike
June 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
BonerCity, Population: 1, name, this friggin guy with two thumbs 👍 👍
June 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
June 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
god is my shepherd that’s what he just told me
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I met God and he lives behind the abandoned garment factory, you’ll know him by the fruit he bares and the shopping cart he pushes.
June 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
shit girl you got me so wet I’m literally oozing snot for you girl yahhh oooo yaaaaaah
June 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*snots on you erotically*
June 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Crucified in a Yankee Candle for preaching The Word
June 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I wipe until I bleed that’s how I know when I’m done
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BRRREAK ON THROUGH TO FUCK THAT OTHER GUY - Gay The Doors
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Putting a pool noodle in my fly and yelling “look it’s my penis guys” and everyone claps and hugs me too
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No that’s not chocolate. I have shit around my mouth due to all the shit I’ve been eating.
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
using my fingers to spread my asshole open so all the poop can come out super duper fast and then I can get back to the motherfucking grind 💯
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
have you guys noticed that the “jerk” in jerk chicken sound like jerking like playing with your penis, something funny to think about haha
June 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Cmon everybody let’s get out of here! This Applebees doesn’t serve alcohol to minors!!”
June 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM