Greenwaddle
@greenwaddle.bsky.social
We thought you were going to marry an airplane
Pretty sure I'm never going to live a happy life! Yay!
January 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pretty sure I'm never going to live a happy life! Yay!
Watch this video art I made or I WILL kill myself. youtu.be/lKsR4N5UUV0?...
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January 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watch this video art I made or I WILL kill myself. youtu.be/lKsR4N5UUV0?...
Dog am I a straight up dunce?
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Dog am I a straight up dunce?
Is his name really Coffee Zilla?
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Is his name really Coffee Zilla?
Whats a greenwaddle moment that had you gagged?
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Whats a greenwaddle moment that had you gagged?
Thought is the engineer of the mind. The mind is the computer of the body.
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Thought is the engineer of the mind. The mind is the computer of the body.
It's me, Declan, from fortnite!
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
It's me, Declan, from fortnite!
Do you think if Neanderthals killed all of us, instead of the other way around, the world would be a better place?
November 7, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Do you think if Neanderthals killed all of us, instead of the other way around, the world would be a better place?
Sorry no time for jokes only constant despair and torment
October 16, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Sorry no time for jokes only constant despair and torment
My wife wants to go to the weed store with me.. Yeah i'd like one DANDELION please!
September 30, 2023 at 4:42 AM
My wife wants to go to the weed store with me.. Yeah i'd like one DANDELION please!
They made being funny illegal, I guess im first in like for the electric chair ... 😏
September 29, 2023 at 9:26 PM
They made being funny illegal, I guess im first in like for the electric chair ... 😏
This Cleebo guy just looks like another bobo glooby
September 29, 2023 at 9:25 PM
This Cleebo guy just looks like another bobo glooby
Male loneliness? More like MAIL lonliness -> ✉️ no stamps wanna hang out with this asshole! :)
September 29, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Male loneliness? More like MAIL lonliness -> ✉️ no stamps wanna hang out with this asshole! :)
Cant stop changing the sounds my phone makes. its so cool the power we all hold with these great divine machines.
September 29, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Cant stop changing the sounds my phone makes. its so cool the power we all hold with these great divine machines.
i used to have a beautiful wife; she was a crab woman. 🦀 She was took by a goose 🦢
September 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
i used to have a beautiful wife; she was a crab woman. 🦀 She was took by a goose 🦢
Excited to light myself on fire at the liquor store. so much fuel!!!
September 19, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Excited to light myself on fire at the liquor store. so much fuel!!!
Hand sanitizer, I hardly know Xyr!
September 2, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Hand sanitizer, I hardly know Xyr!
I broke a plate and my wife stepped on a glass shard and now the glass traveled up to her brain and she forgot who i was... guess you call that natures hallpass 😏
September 2, 2023 at 7:07 PM
I broke a plate and my wife stepped on a glass shard and now the glass traveled up to her brain and she forgot who i was... guess you call that natures hallpass 😏
Here at lenscrafters. It's just like skibibi toilets in here 🤓
September 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Here at lenscrafters. It's just like skibibi toilets in here 🤓
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August 19, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Once I was at Truist park and they were foing celebrity lookalikes on the jumbotron and they said I looked like davey jones and then the next day someone on the street said "Hey you're the squid guy"
August 1, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Once I was at Truist park and they were foing celebrity lookalikes on the jumbotron and they said I looked like davey jones and then the next day someone on the street said "Hey you're the squid guy"
Shadowbanned for being unfunny
July 29, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Shadowbanned for being unfunny
Kitty oppenheimer to the ghost of Jean Tatlock while Robert is getting his security clearance Revoked. I DONT FUCKING KNOW I DONT FUCKING KNOW
July 29, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Kitty oppenheimer to the ghost of Jean Tatlock while Robert is getting his security clearance Revoked. I DONT FUCKING KNOW I DONT FUCKING KNOW
Toking that herb that made me uncomfortable and strange.
July 29, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Toking that herb that made me uncomfortable and strange.
Smoking that shit that made AVGN angry.
July 29, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Smoking that shit that made AVGN angry.