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GreenBae
@greenbae.bsky.social
LA Native💫 Officially somebody's fine auntie. Travel. Culture. Spirituality. Dark fantasy & sci-fi lover. #GoPack 💚💛
I'm just a girl trying to get a smog check & this man is like "your face is very cute 😍"

Sir please.. Just take my money
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm about to dnf "How Does It Feel?" It's dragging. 8 chapters in & I'm soooo bored.

I haven't DNFed a book since daughter of no worlds.
January 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I literally couldn't sleep last night for fear that I would miss an alert to evacuate
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Planet Fitness locations in Los Angeles are “offering anyone impacted by the fires—first responders and residents—free access to shower, recharge, and relax”

No membership is required to take advantage of locker rooms, WiFi, charging stations at any LA County location not impacted by the fires.
January 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please share this app with all your LA friends.
My fellow LA folks—if you’re having trouble finding real time updates on evacuation areas, air quality, power outages, etc I recommend this app 👇👇👇

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https://app.watchduty.org/
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January 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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My fellow LA folks—if you’re having trouble finding real time updates on evacuation areas, air quality, power outages, etc I recommend this app 👇👇👇

t.co/whLniD62Uz
https://app.watchduty.org/
t.co
January 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Drinking energy drinks so I can feel something.

Not energy, though. Just heart palpitations.
January 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Setting off the smoke detector while I'm cooking is so embarrassing
December 31, 2024 at 5:05 AM
My nephew is just too adorable.
December 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Will my nespresso vertuo start to brew if I will it hard enough from the comfort of my bed ?
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Trying to change a lightbulb and it broke within the fixture 🤬
December 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
My dim sum came with a stein of iced green tea & they now have a lifelong customer bc how did you know that I'm a very thirsty girl 🥰
December 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM
.. I hate that I'm a late night girlie bc the bsky night shift gets spooky 😳
December 22, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Baddie book club is going well, btw. About to start Fourth Wing. It's a reread for me, but I don't mind a refresher before Onyx Storm.
I have been breadcrumbing my fav novels to two of my girls for MONTHS, and I've finally succeeded in my mission. A baddie book club 🥰
December 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM
The feminine urge to quit Corporate America and open a coffee shop/bookstore with my two besties.
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I thought I was about to have a lazy Saturday. I'm at an appt rn and I have dinner plans later. To the girl who doesn't add any events in her phone calendar: How?!
December 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
My VP sent me an in-person meeting request for Dec 26 🥲

She really said "Merry Christmas.. now get back to work"
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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I’m gonna be real with you I had never heard of a fair catch kick before and had to read the Wikipedia. You can watch thousands of hours of football in your life and there’s still so much weird shit in the rules that you’ve never seen and I think that’s beautiful
December 20, 2024 at 3:26 AM
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Luckily, we have the Sunday night game. Let me go hit 6 stores in the next 4 hours 😂
December 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Last minute Christmas shopping is my idea of an extreme sport
December 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I have a question for the girls that have a shade match in the yummy skin blurring balm: how does it feel to be one of God's favorites?
December 14, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Bruh.. are dark fantasy authors unwell? I'm on chapter 1 of a novel. There are ~30 characters & they've just killed all but two.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
My greatest feat this holiday season has been successfully avoiding every single work potluck. Love that for me.
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 AM